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[weavethebonds]

I wish people stop cracking wise about my bike resembling a broom.

It's supposed to resemble a broom.

I know it resembles a broom.

It's name is the "Sweep Swoop".

...

I'M TIRED OF IT, IS MY POINT.

I'm tired of sexual euphemisms about wands too, but I think kneeing that guy in the junk on TV quelled most of those.

Comments

[mechanikaiser]

Anyone who makes wand euphemisms is reaching too far.

You're already straddling a big piece of wood which is specifically designed for you to ride it.

Amateurs.

[weavethebonds]

It's a motorcycle.

It just RESEMBLES a broom.

[mechanikaiser]

A broom that vibrates between your legs and that you typically mount while wearing leather.

[weavethebonds]

Canvas.

Leather doesn't breathe.

[mechanikaiser]

My point is that hot chicks on bikes are even hotter, and anyone who latches onto the witch jokes instead is a moron.

[weavethebonds]

Not everyone is such an artisan wordsmith as you, Hawkeye.

[mechanikaiser]

Yes, sometimes I forget how fucking eloquent I am.

[weavethebonds]

and my how the world is worse off for it.

[mechanikaiser]

At least tell me one of them had the balls to be vulgar; or did you just get a bunch of parrots who used the most basic pun and thought they were clever assholes?

[weavethebonds]

Some were.

Until the knee.

[mechanikaiser]

...Hm.

Your knee is several miles away right now...

[weavethebonds]

But will it always be?

[mechanikaiser]

You know considering how long you've been a pro, the fact that you're still getting hit on after beating the crap out of people who do so in public so many times probably means that your fans are masochists.

[weavethebonds]

I don't beat up everyone who hits on me.

Just the ones that don't try.