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[weavethebonds]

...My birthday is Sunday.

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I thought it was only like, the 7th.

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[pureplainpatron]

So, you want a party?

[weavethebonds]

No I am very anti party.

[pureplainpatron]

...why don't you want a party?

[weavethebonds]

Because.

[pureplainpatron]

Without a good reason, someone might assume you're saying not to have a party because you want to be surprised, but don't want to sound like an attention starved diva.

[weavethebonds]

I don't want to have a birthday party because the last time I did I walked in on two people getting to third base on my bed.

[pureplainpatron]

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Well, surely the next party couldn't go any worse.

[weavethebonds]

Besides, I never know what to do at parties.

[pureplainpatron]

...talk to people? Eat, drink, play games, whatever.

[weavethebonds]

Well, yes, I know what you are supposed to do. But I feel kinda itchy in my skin at parties.

[pureplainpatron]

...even small ones?

[weavethebonds]

..Small ones seem worse than big ones.

Honestly I was only planning to use my birthday as an excuse to spend a lot of money on myself.

[pureplainpatron]

...as opposed to normal excuses?

Well, if you really don't want a party, then fine. I make no promises that I won't participate if someone else organizes one, though.

[weavethebonds]

Fine.