34 ⁂ a modest proposal

[weaver_girl]

Dear everyone-

Well, not everyone, but anyway. I have an important request to make! There's something I need to investigate. If you could lend any assistance, it is for a good cause. And science, too, just so that the results are comprehensive.

I'd like to ask someone to go on a date with me, please.I'll pay for everything, of course, and it

Comments

[cathar_jedi]

I would hope that this is not the work of Gooseberries again.

[weaver_girl]

Oh, oh no! Completely out of my own volition this time.

[cathar_jedi]

...I see.

Perhaps you should limit your parameters to people you have already met.

[weaver_girl]

Um. I was going to put in a screening process, yes.

[starstruckstray]

...the hell are you doing?

[weaver_girl]

Conducting an investigation, of course! There is a good reason, I promise.

let's pretend I wasn't asleep when all these other replies went up XD

[starstruckstray]

You're just gonna get creepers answering you now.

/gladly pretends, as timezone trouble hits me all the time X)

[weaver_girl]

Not you, too, Kiba, please. I'm just fine.

[lingeringlegacy]

Would it not be better if you ask someone you like?

[weaver_girl]

Well, yes, but that isn't quite the point of the exercise, as it were.

[lingeringlegacy]

I see. What kind of scientific goal do you have in mind, if I may ask?

[weaver_girl]

I need to find out if I've been on a date before. How it feels like. That sort of thing. If it feels familiar.

[snowburned]

You don't have anyone particular in mind?

[weaver_girl]

Not anyone specific. That was sort of the problem.

[blindedmewith]

A date? That's so romantic!

Um, except shouldn't you know who you want to go on a date with?

[weaver_girl]

That's really the issue, I don't know, so I'm trying to gather data, you understand.

[blindedmewith]

I'm not sure I do.

[weaver_girl]

I was hoping maybe if I went on a date, I'd be able to tell if I'd been before, and how it might have felt like, but...

I feel a little silly, now.