An open letter to the SciFi Channel

[weatherguy2000]

Dear SciFi Channel,

I'd like to go out this evening, but I also want to watch the series finale of Battlestar Galactica tonight. Could you please broadcast it just to my satellite dish so that I may watch it this afternoon? I promise I won't tell anyone.

Thanks,

weatherguy2000

P.S. "Syfy? Really? Really? --wxguy2k