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FRED AND GEORGE WEASELY! YOUR FATHER HAS JUST OWLED ME AND BROKE THE NEWS OF WHAT THE PAIR OF YOU HAVE JUST GONE AND OWED UP TO. I AM THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED WITH THE BOTH OF YOU! WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING, PULLING ALL OF THOSE PRANKS ON THOSE POOR, POOR STUDENTS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!! WELL??!!! IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF HOW TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE TO THOSE IMPRESSIONABLE MINDS AROUND YOU, BY THE POWER OF MERLIN'S POINTY HAT! BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR FACES AROUND THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW OUT OF FEAR I WILL ATTACK MY OWN SONS, I HAVE HAD A WORD WITH DUMBLEDORE. Dearest Albus, such a good, good man. HE HAS AGREED TO LET YOU BOTH REMAIN AS STUDENTS IN HOGWARTS AND I ASSURE YOU YOUR TEMPORARY ENROLMENT WILL NOT BE A TIME FOR FURTHER HIGH JINX, OH NO, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING IF YOU THINK THAT WILL BE THE CASE! Ginny dear, please make sure that Ronald wears the jumper I am sending him, I added extra protection pads to the arm area just in case.