A Tailor to Cities
I made this new layout for my Xanga but have no idea how to edit layouts on Livejournal so fuck you all for not joining Xanga.
PORTRAIT
Today my dad got a laser straight, and the doctor says the burns on my forehead aren't going to heal for like a month! JAY KAY. But we did discover that our house is built on this nightmarish Tim Burton angles, I mean, I don't think there is one parallel line in the whole house.
Oh oh. And for the people interested: HIGHLY UNEDITED Children's Story.
Tell me if you read it even if you don't have any comments. It's not finished, so it rather abruptly cuts off at some area where I wanted to end a chapter but didn't know how. It's short and easy and (HOPEFULLY) would be a breeze to read through it all.
I know some of the jokes are stolen from friends, but speciffically, I can't remember where everything comes from so I HAVE to have people tell me if some of the material is subconscious plaugerism. Plus, I don't know if any of it 'works' and I need people who aren't my mom reading it.
PORTRAIT
Today my dad got a laser straight, and the doctor says the burns on my forehead aren't going to heal for like a month! JAY KAY. But we did discover that our house is built on this nightmarish Tim Burton angles, I mean, I don't think there is one parallel line in the whole house.
Oh oh. And for the people interested: HIGHLY UNEDITED Children's Story.
Tell me if you read it even if you don't have any comments. It's not finished, so it rather abruptly cuts off at some area where I wanted to end a chapter but didn't know how. It's short and easy and (HOPEFULLY) would be a breeze to read through it all.
I know some of the jokes are stolen from friends, but speciffically, I can't remember where everything comes from so I HAVE to have people tell me if some of the material is subconscious plaugerism. Plus, I don't know if any of it 'works' and I need people who aren't my mom reading it.