Ha ha... mother fucker...
Pictures of Hanson with Photoshoped faces
Bobblehead idols of bignascar racers
Kiddie porn ads produced by Calvin Klein
Thats what I look at when I am online
Bukkake porno from japanese hackers
Weblog confessions from fake gen-x slackers
Dancing toon-hamsters and Bob Sagot shrines
Thats what I look at when I am online
Auctions on ebay for "barely used" mittens
Domo-kun running at onan-doomed kittens
Message board flames from a Hindu on Jain
That's what I look at when I am online
Online cartoons, Jews for Jesus,
And blank "ate my balls"
I type these in Google and then I hit "search"
You're sure to be filled with LOLS
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