A very pleasant entry
Deb told me my blog makes me come across as pompous and whiney, so I'm determined to make an effort to complain less about my life. I don't know how to decrease the pompous attitude, however. I didn't even know I had one! Did you know that pompous is middle english, coming from the old french "pompeux," from the latin "pompa," pomp? This is an ostentatious procession from the Greek "pempein," meaning to send. God I must have learned that back in grade school.
It's fun to learn, I wish you catachrestic omadawns would pick up a book, folio, or opuscule every once and a while! JAYSUS!
So I was at the Starbucks today with my mother and this guy came in, probably my age or a little younger, about as tall as me, with about the same build, hair identical in length and color to mine. Wowza. My mom and I joked about this "excuse me, uh, there's only supposed to be one of me here."
"Sorry yeah, they thought you were going to be gone a while so they sent me in for your replacement. Its a funny thing really, the papeworks all backed up, I'm goin back to Georgia as soon as it goes through."
Our Charming Narrator, left, with an ersatz antagonist featured, dexter
This brought up the conversation "just when the hell am I going back to Georgia" with my mom as we walked back to our cars, and Ned Archetype sat back down with his harem. As you may have read before, I can't go back until my mom's new Prius (Yoshi) arrives, etc etc, making a brave little toaster-like trek across oceans and meadows to finally give her transportation to work. In addition, the car she's been driving (Martha), needs repair work that can't be done until she gets an alternate vehicle anyway. Yoshi arrives next week, I wanted to go back the twelfth. Rent is due the fifteenth, and my checkbook is in Savannah. God fucking damn it!
Wait! Not going to whine! Not going to whine...not going to whine, keep it together man...
OH GOD THERE IS NOTHING TO DO HERE! I HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYBODY BUT MY PARENTS IN DAYS! I AM LOSING THE WILL TO GO ON. SEND HELP. SEND HELP AUGhdhhshfdhhhhhh
PS: I'm looking for pictures of attractive boys with long hair because I want a touch-up haircut! You know how long my hair is VIA: previous entry, I don't want to lose much of that length, mainly wait to just make it look nicer. This includes pictures of Rufus in his intense drug use period, if you got 'em.