Sex analogy, by Genesis Mol

[weaselface]

You've been eating sandwiches your entire life, but all the adults talk about this some special kind of sandwich. It's all they talk about. It's all anyone talks about.. this special sandwich

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[nehima]

More like when we were kids, all the other kids were excited about these amazing sandwiches that the older people all talk about, and here I am thinking I'd rather try a footlong.

And then,when you finally get to try the footlong, it's soaking in whiskey and really more like a 6" that always tries to get you to sit on it so it can make a sloppy white (mayo) mess as much as it can.

The best part is the next morning when you wake up and the sandwich is long gone already (none leftover for brunch); no worries, it was tasty enough to make you sore. Then you get an email from the sandwich saying you were no good at eating it.

Down with sandwiches, I say. Pass me a Carribean Wrap, i say. Hold the mango chutney.

[bowzerblack]

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[xtra_torque]

holy crap. sometimes you are the funniest person i know.