Stolen from dear ol' Jenn.
01. what is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
---I don't know it.
02. what kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
---I am wearing dark purple hanes her way, cuz im so hot, lol.
03. what is the song you want played at your funeral?
--- I'm not sure at this moment.. Something really sad though. For now I'll just say "sad song" by oasis.
04. what is the phone number of your most slutty friend so some of the single people can get some action?
---I don't have any slutty friends anymore. I used to have lots but they all grew up and got bfs.
05. what would your last meal be before getting executed?
---coconut shrimp.
06. Beatles or Stones?
---Beatles. Mick Jagger is creepy.
07. if you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
---OOHHH!! I like this question. I'd say george bush.
08. beer, wine or hard liquor?
---hard. with more hard.
09. what is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
---Smile, sense of humour, hands, and height. I hate short guys.
10. what are your plans for the future?
---Figure out my plans for the future
11. if you could have any super power what would it be?
---I would have an invisibility cloak.
13. how many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
---It depends. 4 ciders can make me puke if i didnt eat much. Sometimes I can drink loooots and be fine though. Lets say 4-6.
14. where is Jimmy Hoffa?
---I have a better question, who the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa? Either way, he is in my bum.
15. hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
---anything but red.
16. if you had to be blind or deaf?
---thats hard. really hard. I love music.. but I'm vain. So i think I'd choose deaf. but then I'd regret it.
17. do you have any psychiatric problems?
---None that are classifiable(is that a word?) at this time.
18. siblings that should go to rehab?
---me.
19. least favorite month?
---umm july?
20. favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
---I like to think about ruining peoples lives.. usually because i want their boyfriends. lol.
21. if Devin wanted to play frisbee with you instead of going to a movie on a date would you still go?
---We're gonna change "devin" to noel. and if by playing you mean having and by frisbee you mean sex, then yes.
22. favorite person in the whole world?
---Me.
23. when's the last time you went on a date?
---Amanda, lol.
24. violet or dirty movies?
--- I like movies that are both violent AND dirty.
25. fall or spring?
---fall. cuz spring gets hot sometimes.
26. person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
---this guy named owen. to this day people are like hey did you make out with owen? and im like SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!!
27. make up your own question and answer it here.
---If you could marry anyone from music alive or dead, who would it be?
Noel Gallagher.
28. if you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
---Brittney Spears. When we were done I'd spit on her and be like "You're just another notch in my bedpost, SLUT!"
29. where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
---Whonnock.
30. who is the person you can count on most?
---I'm not sure. When things get shitty I tend not to ask for anything from people. I just get angry in my house. I complain about my problems mostly to eric though, but I don't think he wants to hear it.
31. if you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
---NOEL GALLAGHER! WE WENT OVER THIS!!
32. what books have you pretended you've read?
---I don't think i've lied about reading a book before..
33. what's a word you would use to describe your life?
---surreal.
34. favorite drinking game?
---drunk songs. bsaiclly you pick a word in the song and when they say it you drink.
35. what did you dream last night?
---The last dream i remember was that I needed a place to live so i found this place that already had a roomate, and it was this boarded up farm house with a big creepy garage i wasnt allowed to go into. the roomate was noel gallagher of course, and we totally did it five minutes after i signed the lease.. then bowzer told me that it was abandoned because of zombies but i wouldnt leave cuz noel was so hot. yup.
36. favorite vices?
---drinking, smoking cigars..
37. what is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
---My feelings.
---I don't know it.
02. what kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
---I am wearing dark purple hanes her way, cuz im so hot, lol.
03. what is the song you want played at your funeral?
--- I'm not sure at this moment.. Something really sad though. For now I'll just say "sad song" by oasis.
04. what is the phone number of your most slutty friend so some of the single people can get some action?
---I don't have any slutty friends anymore. I used to have lots but they all grew up and got bfs.
05. what would your last meal be before getting executed?
---coconut shrimp.
06. Beatles or Stones?
---Beatles. Mick Jagger is creepy.
07. if you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
---OOHHH!! I like this question. I'd say george bush.
08. beer, wine or hard liquor?
---hard. with more hard.
09. what is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
---Smile, sense of humour, hands, and height. I hate short guys.
10. what are your plans for the future?
---Figure out my plans for the future
11. if you could have any super power what would it be?
---I would have an invisibility cloak.
13. how many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
---It depends. 4 ciders can make me puke if i didnt eat much. Sometimes I can drink loooots and be fine though. Lets say 4-6.
14. where is Jimmy Hoffa?
---I have a better question, who the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa? Either way, he is in my bum.
15. hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
---anything but red.
16. if you had to be blind or deaf?
---thats hard. really hard. I love music.. but I'm vain. So i think I'd choose deaf. but then I'd regret it.
17. do you have any psychiatric problems?
---None that are classifiable(is that a word?) at this time.
18. siblings that should go to rehab?
---me.
19. least favorite month?
---umm july?
20. favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
---I like to think about ruining peoples lives.. usually because i want their boyfriends. lol.
21. if Devin wanted to play frisbee with you instead of going to a movie on a date would you still go?
---We're gonna change "devin" to noel. and if by playing you mean having and by frisbee you mean sex, then yes.
22. favorite person in the whole world?
---Me.
23. when's the last time you went on a date?
---Amanda, lol.
24. violet or dirty movies?
--- I like movies that are both violent AND dirty.
25. fall or spring?
---fall. cuz spring gets hot sometimes.
26. person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
---this guy named owen. to this day people are like hey did you make out with owen? and im like SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!!
27. make up your own question and answer it here.
---If you could marry anyone from music alive or dead, who would it be?
Noel Gallagher.
28. if you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
---Brittney Spears. When we were done I'd spit on her and be like "You're just another notch in my bedpost, SLUT!"
29. where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
---Whonnock.
30. who is the person you can count on most?
---I'm not sure. When things get shitty I tend not to ask for anything from people. I just get angry in my house. I complain about my problems mostly to eric though, but I don't think he wants to hear it.
31. if you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
---NOEL GALLAGHER! WE WENT OVER THIS!!
32. what books have you pretended you've read?
---I don't think i've lied about reading a book before..
33. what's a word you would use to describe your life?
---surreal.
34. favorite drinking game?
---drunk songs. bsaiclly you pick a word in the song and when they say it you drink.
35. what did you dream last night?
---The last dream i remember was that I needed a place to live so i found this place that already had a roomate, and it was this boarded up farm house with a big creepy garage i wasnt allowed to go into. the roomate was noel gallagher of course, and we totally did it five minutes after i signed the lease.. then bowzer told me that it was abandoned because of zombies but i wouldnt leave cuz noel was so hot. yup.
36. favorite vices?
---drinking, smoking cigars..
37. what is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
---My feelings.