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Feb 09, 2006 23:54

My car ran out of gas today less than a block from my house and I had to walk to the Division/Wealthy gas station to fill up my little red gas can. I was so scared the whole walk there that someone I know would see me, and ask how I could possibly make such a moronic mistake. I made up an excuse in my head that if someone asked I would say that my gas meter in my car was broken.

I am SO vain and SUCH a liar.

My ego was cheered up a bit when I got to the gas station and this dude offered to give me his number in case,"I'm in distress again." That tops yesterdays catcall of, "Yea, baby, shake that bood" while I was walking to work. What does 'bood' reference anyway? It could really be anything. I will make it part of my common vernacular, along with the addition of 'bossin' and 'clit' last month.

Word on the street is there is some girl on friendster with my name living in grand rapids. I am off to find this impostor and give her a piece of my mind. There is ONE Kolee in MY town, ONE!
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