May 03, 2005 22:24
Things have been erm busy of late.
Canada to see the Brikachoo, then Uxbridge to go on course, then Cornwall to see the mater, then back to London, into town, locked myself out of house, had to go to Athena25's and throw myself on her mercy (which was futon shaped and surprisingly comfy, karma for her), then haul into work wearing my jeans and t shirt.
On the plus side I got to borrow my mate's company car. Tiptronic-tastic. Also came back to dispairing e mail from my contact in the centre who'd been exposed to the madness of my BU for a fortnight. It just read "Wherever you are, come back". I think she likes us, we play nice.
Comment from co-worker "I don't understand what Richard's saying, I'm worried" cue from boss^2 "When Richard starts making sense to you, that's when you should be worried".
I proffer the following insight from the world of oil:
"I always thought the SI unit of insanity was the Badger"
Thoughts on Canada. GO THERE. GO NOW. Tickets to Toronto cost about £220 return via the globespan website. This is less than my parking fines over the last three months living in this maw of beelzebub. Canada is cool. Canada's trains work. Canadians are friendly. Montreal has lots of pretty girls. Canada is pretty. Canadian customs are efficient and don't want to remove your spleen to check if you're a terrorist.
I could continue, but I may just emigrate to save myself the bother. Of course, being me, this'll be to Angola.
Anyway, sleep now.