Dear God Why?

[weasel_of_doom]

It has came to my attention that when I was a bit under the weather for a week, that
yet another Akatsuki member has shown up. Tobi. I have not spoken to him much in the past yet he seems ominous. He has the Sharingan eye yet I had thought that I killed each of the Uchiha clan...minus Sasuke

Comments

[foxy_noodle]

Orange spiral face. Kinda stupid? Yeah, I've seen him around.

[weasel_of_doom]

Hmmm...He appears to act "stupid" to you as well?

[foxy_noodle]

Donno if you can call it that. Just... kinda off. I geuss that's the closest I can get to describing it.

[weasel_of_doom]

Off is most defiantly correct. It seems as if it is a facade....

[foxy_noodle]

Donno. Could really care less. I'll just be there to kick his ass when he stops playing around.

[weasel_of_doom]

Hah...that is why you defeat your foes. It is the attitude...but I would not take Tobi as a weakling...he is an Uchiha. I still do not know what he is capable of.

[foxy_noodle]

Figures. He wouldn't be Akatsuki just because your leader like the mask would they? Che, and what's with the compliments anyway, huh? As far as I'm concerned, an enemy of Sasuke's is an enemy of mine.

[weasel_of_doom]

No, he would not. There has to be a reason as to why Tobi is there...yet his behavior is not very flattering to his strength. Uzumaki, I am not complimenting you, merely cautious as to not take you for a weakling. I have seen others do so and be defeated.

[foxy_noodle]

Yeah well you got that right! I ain't the best shinobi in my village for nothn'! But to tell you the truth, I ain't gonna kick your ass unless I have to. You're Sasuke's job, afterall.

[weasel_of_doom]

Hnnn...I understand why now. I had always thought it funny how when you and Sasuke were younger, you had never got along. Father had always said Sasuke was wasting his time with you, yet Sasuke had always insisted that you were just his rival.

Sasuke may have thought of you as his brother before you ever thought that of him.-sighs faintly-

[foxy_noodle]

Che, like Sasuke's dad was the only one. I could care less what one jackass thought-...

...

You really think that?

[weasel_of_doom]

That is rather humerous. Father would writhe in his grave knowing that Sasuke is so close to you. Although his opinion was always less than garbage to Sasuke and I.

Yes. I know it. When Sasuke returned home from playing with you, he would tell me all about it. He had never had anyone just not fawn over him or want to be him. You were just normal.

[foxy_noodle]

I don't know jack about Sasuke's family other than the shit you did. As for that... Fuck it, the bastard didn't need anymore attention than he was already getting. Like hell I would wanna be like that bastard.

[weasel_of_doom]

That is why. You have so many loved ones due to your ability to accept anyone and being so honest. Sasuke gets friendship,companionship, and Brother-like tendancies from you.