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I stole this from my best pal, britticism.
Who was your first real love?
Timothy. We met when I was 14. He said I was "Damn fine." LMFAO. We dated off and on through high school. Then, when I was 17, we became official. Engaged at 18. Married at 19. Divorced at 21.
Who was your first kiss and when?
It was a brisk fall evening at Scales Lake Park in 1999. I was 14. I had taken off with my friend Cristy to "take a walk" but little did my parents know, Shaun was meeting us. He held my hand. We walked around. When we saw my parents' car coming towards us, I thought I was done for. But it was just my sister coming after us. I walked up to Shaun and he put his lips to mine. I don't remember what the hell I did with my tongue or what he did with his. But it happened. Then we hugged and I wiped my mouth on his shirt. LMAO. Smooth, past Sara, smooth.
Who was your first prom/formal date?
Robert. He had been my buddy since 6th grade. We went to the Christmas formal together. We were cute.
Who was your first roommate?
Timothy. I moved out when I was 18 and we had an apartment together.
What was your first job?
McDonald's. I was 14. I've had about 20 jobs since then. But that was my first one.
What was your first car?
A cherry red 1991 Ford Thunderbird. I had tinted windows and fancy pop-on rims. That's how cool I am. Pop-on rims. From Walmart. Only the best.
When did you go to your first funeral?
My Grandma Hickey died when I was 10. That was the earliest one I remember.
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I'm still here. I probably won't leave. Unless my entire family goes with me. I don't think they'd go for that.
Who was your first-grade teacher?
Mrs. Wonnegar. I don't even remember what she looked like. That's sad. I don't even remember first grade. I remember all other grades in detail but not that one. It must have been boring. Second grade was exciting. Everyone got chicken pox at the same time. There were only 2 kids left in the second grade class, lol.
When you sneaked out of the house the first time, who was it with?
I never really sneaked out. I always sneaked people in, lmao. Boys. Silly boys. I did stay out until 4am T.P.-ing with Tim one time. I got yelled at for that. Not even grounded. My mom just hid behind the door and when I walked in she said "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" And I almost had a heart attack. I told her I was at Tim's. She said she had driven by Tim's. I told her we went to eat, lmao. I couldn't tell her about the toilet papering. She would have made me go take it all down. That didn't sound appealing at 4am.
Who was the first person to send you flowers?
The first and only person to send me flowers is Wayne. Which is sad because he was my sister's boyfriend, lmao. Tim bought me flowers a few times but he just handed them to me.
When was the first time you got drunk?
I was 15. My sister had went to live with Larry for a wee bit. Cristy and I went over there one night and I drank like a freaking sailor. I remember puking a lot. And being SOOOO hung over. My mom had to know. She cried all day. But never asked me about it. That's how our family rolls. Denial is the best medicine.
Who was your first real love?
Timothy. We met when I was 14. He said I was "Damn fine." LMFAO. We dated off and on through high school. Then, when I was 17, we became official. Engaged at 18. Married at 19. Divorced at 21.
Who was your first kiss and when?
It was a brisk fall evening at Scales Lake Park in 1999. I was 14. I had taken off with my friend Cristy to "take a walk" but little did my parents know, Shaun was meeting us. He held my hand. We walked around. When we saw my parents' car coming towards us, I thought I was done for. But it was just my sister coming after us. I walked up to Shaun and he put his lips to mine. I don't remember what the hell I did with my tongue or what he did with his. But it happened. Then we hugged and I wiped my mouth on his shirt. LMAO. Smooth, past Sara, smooth.
Who was your first prom/formal date?
Robert. He had been my buddy since 6th grade. We went to the Christmas formal together. We were cute.
Who was your first roommate?
Timothy. I moved out when I was 18 and we had an apartment together.
What was your first job?
McDonald's. I was 14. I've had about 20 jobs since then. But that was my first one.
What was your first car?
A cherry red 1991 Ford Thunderbird. I had tinted windows and fancy pop-on rims. That's how cool I am. Pop-on rims. From Walmart. Only the best.
When did you go to your first funeral?
My Grandma Hickey died when I was 10. That was the earliest one I remember.
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I'm still here. I probably won't leave. Unless my entire family goes with me. I don't think they'd go for that.
Who was your first-grade teacher?
Mrs. Wonnegar. I don't even remember what she looked like. That's sad. I don't even remember first grade. I remember all other grades in detail but not that one. It must have been boring. Second grade was exciting. Everyone got chicken pox at the same time. There were only 2 kids left in the second grade class, lol.
When you sneaked out of the house the first time, who was it with?
I never really sneaked out. I always sneaked people in, lmao. Boys. Silly boys. I did stay out until 4am T.P.-ing with Tim one time. I got yelled at for that. Not even grounded. My mom just hid behind the door and when I walked in she said "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" And I almost had a heart attack. I told her I was at Tim's. She said she had driven by Tim's. I told her we went to eat, lmao. I couldn't tell her about the toilet papering. She would have made me go take it all down. That didn't sound appealing at 4am.
Who was the first person to send you flowers?
The first and only person to send me flowers is Wayne. Which is sad because he was my sister's boyfriend, lmao. Tim bought me flowers a few times but he just handed them to me.
When was the first time you got drunk?
I was 15. My sister had went to live with Larry for a wee bit. Cristy and I went over there one night and I drank like a freaking sailor. I remember puking a lot. And being SOOOO hung over. My mom had to know. She cried all day. But never asked me about it. That's how our family rolls. Denial is the best medicine.