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#Game No : 2062028534
***** Hand History for Game 2062028534 *****
NL Hold'em $5 Buy-in + $1 Entry Fee Trny:12282696 Level:5 Blinds(100/200) - Tuesday, May 17, 03:18:04 EDT 2005
Table Table 13919 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: AmyJoker ( $1863 )
Seat 3: RIVER_QUEEN7 ( $3513 )
Seat 1: FrankTotti14 ( $694 )
Seat 7: ImAllIn60 ( $1930 )
Trny:12282696 Level:5
Blinds(100/200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ImAllIn60 [ As Qc ]
FrankTotti14: u have a pair?
ImAllIn60 raises [500].
FrankTotti14 folds.
AmyJoker: two actually
AmyJoker raises [700].
FrankTotti14: haha good
RIVER_QUEEN7 folds.
ImAllIn60 calls [300].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, 6h, 4h ]
FrankTotti14: i feel better now
AmyJoker checks.
ImAllIn60 is all-In [1130]
AmyJoker is all-In [1063]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
AmyJoker shows [ Kh, 3h ] a flush, ace high.
ImAllIn60 shows [ As, Qc ] three of a kind, aces.
ImAllIn60 wins 67 chips from side pot #1 with three of a kind, aces.
AmyJoker wins 3926 chips from the main pot with a flush, ace high.
Game #2062031250 starts.
This hand right here. It makes me want to kill people. I'm serious. This hand makes me want to murder all the stupid fucking morons out there.
Its 3 AM. I've played hard, battled through 0 cards in this SnG, played TAG, made it this far. I just want to get into the money so I know I've at least made a little money for my great effort. Amazingly, I have no made a single preflop raise up til now. Not one. I get AQo. Its 4 handed. I have the best hand.
Then along comes AmyJoker. What is going on in her stupid, empty, retarded head, as she reraises me preflop with K3 hearts. K3 of fucking hearts. AKA garbage. A complete trash hand. Has AmyJoker played this SnG her best? Has she battled this far? Does AmyJoker have a brain? K3 of fucking hearts.
Why I didn't push preflop, I don't know. I figured at this point in the game, with 4 people left, I don't know maybe noone would be stupid enough to reraise ME, who has made 0 preflop raises all game, with garbage. There is a motherfucking short stack next to u AmyJoker. Why are u playing a hand that should bust you at this point in the game, with that hand.
Ok so AmyJoker is retarded. I flop my ace, AmyJoker checks. I push of course, assuming that reraise meant pocket pair, and a fold was about to ensue. If i saw a call I was to expect AQ, perhaps an AK, maybe an AJ. I saw the call. I saw the K3 of hearts. Party Poker does its 100 mph card deal when people are all in. I see the rivered flush. I explode.
AmyJoker tells me sorry, normally she "never chases flushes, but couldn't resist the odds this time". Yes, because the odds of hitting a 4 flush change drastically when its the nut flush draw.. wait no, you're a fucking moron. Yes, chase a flush and don't even think about the fact that we're about to be in the money, that I obviously have the ace, that you should be about to bust out.
Calm down Mike. This was a 5 dollar SnG. Big woop. Whats it matter.
ITS THE MOTHER FUCKING PRINCIPLE. FUCK THE MONEY, I CANT STAND THIS TYPE OF STUPIDITY MIXED WITH LUCK.
Times like this I hate the human race. BLAH.
***** Hand History for Game 2062028534 *****
NL Hold'em $5 Buy-in + $1 Entry Fee Trny:12282696 Level:5 Blinds(100/200) - Tuesday, May 17, 03:18:04 EDT 2005
Table Table 13919 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: AmyJoker ( $1863 )
Seat 3: RIVER_QUEEN7 ( $3513 )
Seat 1: FrankTotti14 ( $694 )
Seat 7: ImAllIn60 ( $1930 )
Trny:12282696 Level:5
Blinds(100/200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ImAllIn60 [ As Qc ]
FrankTotti14: u have a pair?
ImAllIn60 raises [500].
FrankTotti14 folds.
AmyJoker: two actually
AmyJoker raises [700].
FrankTotti14: haha good
RIVER_QUEEN7 folds.
ImAllIn60 calls [300].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, 6h, 4h ]
FrankTotti14: i feel better now
AmyJoker checks.
ImAllIn60 is all-In [1130]
AmyJoker is all-In [1063]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
AmyJoker shows [ Kh, 3h ] a flush, ace high.
ImAllIn60 shows [ As, Qc ] three of a kind, aces.
ImAllIn60 wins 67 chips from side pot #1 with three of a kind, aces.
AmyJoker wins 3926 chips from the main pot with a flush, ace high.
Game #2062031250 starts.
This hand right here. It makes me want to kill people. I'm serious. This hand makes me want to murder all the stupid fucking morons out there.
Its 3 AM. I've played hard, battled through 0 cards in this SnG, played TAG, made it this far. I just want to get into the money so I know I've at least made a little money for my great effort. Amazingly, I have no made a single preflop raise up til now. Not one. I get AQo. Its 4 handed. I have the best hand.
Then along comes AmyJoker. What is going on in her stupid, empty, retarded head, as she reraises me preflop with K3 hearts. K3 of fucking hearts. AKA garbage. A complete trash hand. Has AmyJoker played this SnG her best? Has she battled this far? Does AmyJoker have a brain? K3 of fucking hearts.
Why I didn't push preflop, I don't know. I figured at this point in the game, with 4 people left, I don't know maybe noone would be stupid enough to reraise ME, who has made 0 preflop raises all game, with garbage. There is a motherfucking short stack next to u AmyJoker. Why are u playing a hand that should bust you at this point in the game, with that hand.
Ok so AmyJoker is retarded. I flop my ace, AmyJoker checks. I push of course, assuming that reraise meant pocket pair, and a fold was about to ensue. If i saw a call I was to expect AQ, perhaps an AK, maybe an AJ. I saw the call. I saw the K3 of hearts. Party Poker does its 100 mph card deal when people are all in. I see the rivered flush. I explode.
AmyJoker tells me sorry, normally she "never chases flushes, but couldn't resist the odds this time". Yes, because the odds of hitting a 4 flush change drastically when its the nut flush draw.. wait no, you're a fucking moron. Yes, chase a flush and don't even think about the fact that we're about to be in the money, that I obviously have the ace, that you should be about to bust out.
Calm down Mike. This was a 5 dollar SnG. Big woop. Whats it matter.
ITS THE MOTHER FUCKING PRINCIPLE. FUCK THE MONEY, I CANT STAND THIS TYPE OF STUPIDITY MIXED WITH LUCK.
Times like this I hate the human race. BLAH.