Devestatingly cute.
Everyone should read the following
and laugh their asses off.
Heathers 22nd
Chill, Fun, Good time.
A guy from across the room waves.
I dont know him, weird wave back.
He beckons me to him, who the fuck does that!?
I walk over;
"how old are you?"
"ohh shit, im not in the fucking mood to be hit on tonight im sorry [tires to walk away]"
[grabs arm] "oh shit, no i have a girlfriend, Im just trying to make friends"
"ohh ahaha Im sorry"
"wow your cute"
"ahah thanks..."
"no like, your devestatingly cute..."
"oh..."
"how old?
"16"
"guess for me"
"23"
"yeah"
Later-->
I see fucking AUSTIN!!! OH MY GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Lots of hugging and laughing, I grab his hand to lead him into the "game room" so we can catch up.
23 year old tries to trip me playfully.
I step over.
23 year old blocks entire doorway so that Austin cant pass.
Later Later-->
Me and Austin went back to Mandys, fell asleep watching a movie.
I wake up in the morning, tell him about the guy from the night before,
Turns out it was the same guy he had been telling me was a huge fucking dick the night before and the reason we werent sleeping at his brothers and HE DIDNT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
asss.
He was pissed cause I was leaving with Austin and wouldent give him the time of day.
I told Austin to tell him all about the amazing sex we had. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ive missed him so.
It was amazing seeing him.
I love fighting with him and talking to him more than many many things.
Amaaaazing.
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and laugh their asses off.
Heathers 22nd
Chill, Fun, Good time.
A guy from across the room waves.
I dont know him, weird wave back.
He beckons me to him, who the fuck does that!?
I walk over;
"how old are you?"
"ohh shit, im not in the fucking mood to be hit on tonight im sorry [tires to walk away]"
[grabs arm] "oh shit, no i have a girlfriend, Im just trying to make friends"
"ohh ahaha Im sorry"
"wow your cute"
"ahah thanks..."
"no like, your devestatingly cute..."
"oh..."
"how old?
"16"
"guess for me"
"23"
"yeah"
Later-->
I see fucking AUSTIN!!! OH MY GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Lots of hugging and laughing, I grab his hand to lead him into the "game room" so we can catch up.
23 year old tries to trip me playfully.
I step over.
23 year old blocks entire doorway so that Austin cant pass.
Later Later-->
Me and Austin went back to Mandys, fell asleep watching a movie.
I wake up in the morning, tell him about the guy from the night before,
Turns out it was the same guy he had been telling me was a huge fucking dick the night before and the reason we werent sleeping at his brothers and HE DIDNT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
asss.
He was pissed cause I was leaving with Austin and wouldent give him the time of day.
I told Austin to tell him all about the amazing sex we had. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ive missed him so.
It was amazing seeing him.
I love fighting with him and talking to him more than many many things.
Amaaaazing.
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