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title: a red devil’s livejournal (2/?)
rating: PG
pairings: there are some implied ones. but no set pairings. yet again.
author's note: just random crack, as usual. nothing more, nothing less.
two.
“You know, writing ‘I hate Wayne’ on that piece of paper isn’t going to do you any good.”
Cristiano crumples his piece of paper, feeling the smirk on his team mate’s lips. “Ronnie doesn’t care about Wayne Rooney. Ronnie just wants to…”
“Be Wayne Rooney’s girlfriend.” Alan is met with a purse over his head. “You know, if you really want him that much---” (“RONNIE DOES NOT LIKE WAYNE ROONEY!”) “---all you have to do is make him jealous.”
“Not listening, Ronnie not listening.”
“Ronnie better stop speaking in the third person.”
“Ronnie won’t let you borrow hair products anymore.”
***
my wand is ten inches long… (theboywhoscored) wrote on July 18 2007
Someone stole my underwear in the locker room.
(gazfather) commented:
We didn’t need to know how long your wand was.
(leggomyeggo) commented:
Is it really that long?
(imsofly) replied:
I’m rooming with him. I’ll check.
(rockinthecurls) commented:
LMAO.
(gazfather) replied:
You’ve been typing that everywhere. What the hell does it mean?
(gotgiggs) replied:
Learn My Abbreviations Oldie.
(rockinthecurls) replied:
ROTFL.
(dafletch) replied:
Stawp speeking Jerman!
(theboywhoscored) replied:
Does no one care about my missing underwear?
(ilikejello) commented:
Hi Darren.
(dafletch) replied:
Hi Ronnie!
(gotgiggs) replied:
Aren’t you two in the same room?
***
I know what polemic means (ilikejello) wrote on July 18th 2007.
Lunch tomorrow, Darren? Yes?
(dafletch) commented:
SEE! SEE!
(imsofly) replied:
See what?
(leggomyeggo) replied:
He meant ‘Si’, not see.
(rockinthecurls) replied:
>______< HAHAHA.
(gazfather) replied:
Am I missing something?
(gingerspice) replied:
Dare I even begin to list them all?
(gazfather) replied:
Not about me, personally, Scholesy.
(gotgiggs) commented:
Again, aren’t you two in the same room?
(lavidaloca) commented:
Darren, Ronnie kissing in tree. A B C D E F G.
***
i still don’t listen to that rap crap (gazfather) wrote on July 18th 2007.
This is Gary Neville’s new livejournal account name.
(dontneedamafia) commented:
So?
(gotgiggs) replied:
It’s Roy! BTW, thanks for buying Richardson.
(lavidaloca) commented:
You have baby? You dad?
(rockinthecurls) replied:
O____O
(theboywhoscored) commented:
You ass.
(theboywhoscored) replied:
I MEANT TO SAY: You are bad ass.**
(imsofly) replied:
Aren’t you glad you’re hundreds of miles away right now?
Wayne sits in his hotel room, rereading the sixth Harry Potter book.
“What do you make of Darren and Ronnie?”
“They’re just going out to lunch, mate.”
“Call it what you want.”
“Look,” Wayne says, setting his book down on his lap. “Ronnie and I agreed that we could see other people. Not other species.”
“Wow,” Rio smirks to himself, “Someone’s a little touchy.”
“Shut up! Or else you won’t be so fly anymore.”
“Ha! Keep acting like this, and you’ll be the boy who can’t score.”
***
Paul carries his street clothes in his arms, as he makes his way out of the bathroom.
“I’m a big fan.”
“Yeah? I’m a big air conditioner.”
“Um,” Owen turns slightly pink and suddenly has lost all the confidence that he had built up during the minutes he was alone. “I meant… I’m a big supporter.”
“IKWYM,” he smirks.
“Sorry?”
“LMAO.”
“…..”
“Come on now, mate. You use that all the time. Don’t tell me you forgot what it means.”
“I am really confused. Is this some kind of initiation for the new player?”
“Learn My Abbreviations Oldie. Well, Owen in your case.”
“I don’t ---”
“Good night, kid. Got to get up early tomorrow.” And with that, the lights turns off, and Owen is left wondering what the hell just happened.
FIN.
notes:
+ IKWYM = I Know What You Mean(t).
+ leggomyeggo) is alan smith.
rating: PG
pairings: there are some implied ones. but no set pairings. yet again.
author's note: just random crack, as usual. nothing more, nothing less.
two.
“You know, writing ‘I hate Wayne’ on that piece of paper isn’t going to do you any good.”
Cristiano crumples his piece of paper, feeling the smirk on his team mate’s lips. “Ronnie doesn’t care about Wayne Rooney. Ronnie just wants to…”
“Be Wayne Rooney’s girlfriend.” Alan is met with a purse over his head. “You know, if you really want him that much---” (“RONNIE DOES NOT LIKE WAYNE ROONEY!”) “---all you have to do is make him jealous.”
“Not listening, Ronnie not listening.”
“Ronnie better stop speaking in the third person.”
“Ronnie won’t let you borrow hair products anymore.”
***
my wand is ten inches long… (theboywhoscored) wrote on July 18 2007
Someone stole my underwear in the locker room.
(gazfather) commented:
We didn’t need to know how long your wand was.
(leggomyeggo) commented:
Is it really that long?
(imsofly) replied:
I’m rooming with him. I’ll check.
(rockinthecurls) commented:
LMAO.
(gazfather) replied:
You’ve been typing that everywhere. What the hell does it mean?
(gotgiggs) replied:
Learn My Abbreviations Oldie.
(rockinthecurls) replied:
ROTFL.
(dafletch) replied:
Stawp speeking Jerman!
(theboywhoscored) replied:
Does no one care about my missing underwear?
(ilikejello) commented:
Hi Darren.
(dafletch) replied:
Hi Ronnie!
(gotgiggs) replied:
Aren’t you two in the same room?
***
I know what polemic means (ilikejello) wrote on July 18th 2007.
Lunch tomorrow, Darren? Yes?
(dafletch) commented:
SEE! SEE!
(imsofly) replied:
See what?
(leggomyeggo) replied:
He meant ‘Si’, not see.
(rockinthecurls) replied:
>______< HAHAHA.
(gazfather) replied:
Am I missing something?
(gingerspice) replied:
Dare I even begin to list them all?
(gazfather) replied:
Not about me, personally, Scholesy.
(gotgiggs) commented:
Again, aren’t you two in the same room?
(lavidaloca) commented:
Darren, Ronnie kissing in tree. A B C D E F G.
***
i still don’t listen to that rap crap (gazfather) wrote on July 18th 2007.
This is Gary Neville’s new livejournal account name.
(dontneedamafia) commented:
So?
(gotgiggs) replied:
It’s Roy! BTW, thanks for buying Richardson.
(lavidaloca) commented:
You have baby? You dad?
(rockinthecurls) replied:
O____O
(theboywhoscored) commented:
You ass.
(theboywhoscored) replied:
I MEANT TO SAY: You are bad ass.**
(imsofly) replied:
Aren’t you glad you’re hundreds of miles away right now?
Wayne sits in his hotel room, rereading the sixth Harry Potter book.
“What do you make of Darren and Ronnie?”
“They’re just going out to lunch, mate.”
“Call it what you want.”
“Look,” Wayne says, setting his book down on his lap. “Ronnie and I agreed that we could see other people. Not other species.”
“Wow,” Rio smirks to himself, “Someone’s a little touchy.”
“Shut up! Or else you won’t be so fly anymore.”
“Ha! Keep acting like this, and you’ll be the boy who can’t score.”
***
Paul carries his street clothes in his arms, as he makes his way out of the bathroom.
“I’m a big fan.”
“Yeah? I’m a big air conditioner.”
“Um,” Owen turns slightly pink and suddenly has lost all the confidence that he had built up during the minutes he was alone. “I meant… I’m a big supporter.”
“IKWYM,” he smirks.
“Sorry?”
“LMAO.”
“…..”
“Come on now, mate. You use that all the time. Don’t tell me you forgot what it means.”
“I am really confused. Is this some kind of initiation for the new player?”
“Learn My Abbreviations Oldie. Well, Owen in your case.”
“I don’t ---”
“Good night, kid. Got to get up early tomorrow.” And with that, the lights turns off, and Owen is left wondering what the hell just happened.
FIN.
notes:
+ IKWYM = I Know What You Mean(t).
+ leggomyeggo) is alan smith.