5 Times Rio Regretted Getting Into Nemanja's Car
Title: 5 Times Rio Regretted Getting Into Nemanja's Car
Pairing: Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic
Rating: G
Author's Note: For Kayannie, who gave me the prompt.
i. "Morning Rio!!"
"Well, aren't we peppy today?" Rio says, getting into the car.
"I drank five cups of coffee this morning!"
Rio stops putting on his seatbelt and stares at Nemanja for a second. Nemanja just looks back at him, wide eyed. Rio rolls his eyes and says, "Okay then. Let's go."
The car lurches forward and Rio finds himself gripping the side of his seat as tight as possible. "Holy shit, Vida! Slow down!"
"But you were the one who said I'm slow."
"Okay, I'm sorry! Please let me live!"
ii. "Hey Rio," Vida says, opening the passenger side door.
"Hey," Rio says, yawning. He leans back and closes his eyes, but only for a second. Nemanja turns on the radio and turns the volume up as high as he can, prompting Rio to scream in alarm, "What the--"
"It's Bon Jovi. You don't like Bon Jovi?" Nemanja yells, so Rio can hear him.
Rio stares at Nemanja in shock. "What the hell is wrong with you? Turn it down!"
"What? I can't hear you!"
iii. "Hurry up, we're late for training," Rio says, jumping into the car. He jumps right back up and removes a bag of chips from the seat, before sitting down again. He looks around in disgust and asks, "Did a hurricane hit your car?". He points to the huge pile of papers, food, and toys sitting in the back seat of the car.
"Ana's just back in Serbia for two weeks, so there's no one to tell me to clean up."
"It's like a garbage dump in here...", Rio mutters, trying to find a free spot to put his feet.
Suddenly Nemanja puts on the brakes and Rio hears all the items sitting in the back fall to the ground. Rio looks over at Nemanja, "Tomorrow, we take my car. I don't want to catch a disease sitting in this pile of trash."
iv. As Rio buckles up, he notices Luka in the back seat and asks Nemanja, "You're taking Luka to training with us?"
"Yeah, Ana's sick so I told her I'd take Luka with me. Ole can entertain him or something."
"Maybe he'll play Luka some of his bad music. Poor Luka. His childhood will be ruined," Rio says, laughing. Suddenly Luka starts crying and Nemanja turns around and uses one hand on the steering wheel and the other to comfort Luka. Rio feels the car swerve and grabs the steering wheel. "Jesus, Vida! Be careful!"
"Good, so you'll drive," Nemanja says and lets go of the steering wheel entirely.
Rio silently prays there are no cops around, as he leans over to control the car.
v. "Don't turn left!"
"why not?"
"Because we just came that way, Vida, that's why."
"No we didn't. I know where we're going."
"Admit it, you're lost."
"We're going the right way. We'll be there in 5 minutes."
"You idiot, that's Cristiano's house over there. Clearly, this is not Newcastle!"
Pairing: Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic
Rating: G
Author's Note: For Kayannie, who gave me the prompt.
i. "Morning Rio!!"
"Well, aren't we peppy today?" Rio says, getting into the car.
"I drank five cups of coffee this morning!"
Rio stops putting on his seatbelt and stares at Nemanja for a second. Nemanja just looks back at him, wide eyed. Rio rolls his eyes and says, "Okay then. Let's go."
The car lurches forward and Rio finds himself gripping the side of his seat as tight as possible. "Holy shit, Vida! Slow down!"
"But you were the one who said I'm slow."
"Okay, I'm sorry! Please let me live!"
ii. "Hey Rio," Vida says, opening the passenger side door.
"Hey," Rio says, yawning. He leans back and closes his eyes, but only for a second. Nemanja turns on the radio and turns the volume up as high as he can, prompting Rio to scream in alarm, "What the--"
"It's Bon Jovi. You don't like Bon Jovi?" Nemanja yells, so Rio can hear him.
Rio stares at Nemanja in shock. "What the hell is wrong with you? Turn it down!"
"What? I can't hear you!"
iii. "Hurry up, we're late for training," Rio says, jumping into the car. He jumps right back up and removes a bag of chips from the seat, before sitting down again. He looks around in disgust and asks, "Did a hurricane hit your car?". He points to the huge pile of papers, food, and toys sitting in the back seat of the car.
"Ana's just back in Serbia for two weeks, so there's no one to tell me to clean up."
"It's like a garbage dump in here...", Rio mutters, trying to find a free spot to put his feet.
Suddenly Nemanja puts on the brakes and Rio hears all the items sitting in the back fall to the ground. Rio looks over at Nemanja, "Tomorrow, we take my car. I don't want to catch a disease sitting in this pile of trash."
iv. As Rio buckles up, he notices Luka in the back seat and asks Nemanja, "You're taking Luka to training with us?"
"Yeah, Ana's sick so I told her I'd take Luka with me. Ole can entertain him or something."
"Maybe he'll play Luka some of his bad music. Poor Luka. His childhood will be ruined," Rio says, laughing. Suddenly Luka starts crying and Nemanja turns around and uses one hand on the steering wheel and the other to comfort Luka. Rio feels the car swerve and grabs the steering wheel. "Jesus, Vida! Be careful!"
"Good, so you'll drive," Nemanja says and lets go of the steering wheel entirely.
Rio silently prays there are no cops around, as he leans over to control the car.
v. "Don't turn left!"
"why not?"
"Because we just came that way, Vida, that's why."
"No we didn't. I know where we're going."
"Admit it, you're lost."
"We're going the right way. We'll be there in 5 minutes."
"You idiot, that's Cristiano's house over there. Clearly, this is not Newcastle!"