tanya interview
Miracle Jar: dinner rolls eat em first until i burst, or never touch em nigga fuck em
your exsiren: never touch em nigga
Miracle Jar: what is the most disgusting display you've been privy to recently
your exsiren: hmm...
your exsiren: seeing ron jeremy naked on the tv show, "the serial life"
Miracle Jar: ok, coolest noun you own
your exsiren: uh- wiggy
Miracle Jar: has rilo kiley been getting to you? i mean look at your buddy icon, emo!!!
your exsiren: YES!
Miracle Jar: is this a damn shame?
your exsiren: no, i love it
Miracle Jar: alright
Miracle Jar: what ought to be a crime
your exsiren: being rich, jewish, and from new york
Miracle Jar: 5th favorite root vegetable beggining with r
your exsiren: radish rhubarb
Miracle Jar: favorite monopoly
your exsiren: hehe
your exsiren: the yellow pages
Miracle Jar: if you could play any instrument what wouldn't it be and where?
your exsiren: the obo, and in a crazy dance club
Miracle Jar: oboe
your exsiren: thanks ;-)
Miracle Jar: if we have sex is it masturbation because we're so alike
your exsiren: i think so
your exsiren: guess it dosen't count for virginity guidelines either
Miracle Jar: also cool, most lucrative ploy to make more money then you can count?
your exsiren: to take off my clothes
Miracle Jar: does your home stereo have a purpose anymore?
your exsiren: yes, to play hot hot heat, and tsunami bomb as loud as i can as i take a shower
Miracle Jar: average shower length?
your exsiren: 15 minuets
your exsiren: somwhere around that
your exsiren: tis all
Miracle Jar: cool
Miracle Jar: do you believe that love can have nothing to do with a person's personality and be soley based on looks
your exsiren: no, absolutly not But i don't believe it the other way either
Miracle Jar: you will have thirty econds after this is written to define the meaning of life, if you dont reply in time you'll have nothing in the lj post, and i'll cut you off if you keep going past 35 seconds, ok go
Miracle Jar: 15
Miracle Jar: `10
Miracle Jar: 9
Miracle Jar: 8
Miracle Jar: 7
Miracle Jar: 6
Miracle Jar: 5
Miracle Jar: 4
your exsiren: the meaning of life is shit on a stick
Miracle Jar: that one always throws em
your exsiren: it's the biggest buddhist proverbial, that works so well
Miracle Jar: do you believe in bedtime?
your exsiren: absolutly
your exsiren: sometimes you just gotta sleeeeep it off
Miracle Jar: and which times are those
your exsiren: the times when you drank to much, or when you are really lonely
Miracle Jar: new catch 22: streetlight's better, holy sweater!!, or they did it for the chedder
your exsiren: holy sweater
your exsiren: the only decent one so far
Miracle Jar: seriously?
your exsiren: seriously
Miracle Jar: you liked it?
your exsiren: very much so
Miracle Jar: even with all the shitty lyrics?
your exsiren: it sounds good
your exsiren: the lryics do have bad , gay rhyming, but the sound!
Miracle Jar: yeah it's alright
Miracle Jar: ryan needs to play sax instead of sing though
your exsiren: well they need some kind of brass
your exsiren: all the singers whould play brass
your exsiren: no singer, like the skatalites
Miracle Jar: do you like the skatalites?
your exsiren: yes i dooo!
Miracle Jar: as it stands right now what would the last half of the second sentance of your suicide note be?
your exsiren: i just need attention
Miracle Jar: are you the crashing rocks type of siren, why cant you fail, and do people put too much stock into sn's?
your exsiren: i'm definetly the crashing rocks type, i can't fail because everyone knows, "rudie cant fail" according to the clash, ad yes people definetly do
Miracle Jar: favorite song?
your exsiren: well of all time it would have to be beer by RBF but at the moment it's le le low by hot hot heat
Miracle Jar: you've never heard
your exsiren: guess it's clay aikens bridge over troubled water EVERYONE LOVES THAT!
Miracle Jar: favorite oldtimey slang word that never gets use anymore
your exsiren: peachy keen
your exsiren: i however use it on a frequent basis- trying to revive it
Miracle Jar: just how squeaky are you?
your exsiren: i think extremley, especially when angry. I also tend to do this cute squeaky thing when i sleep
your exsiren: so i've been told anyhow
Miracle Jar: rioght
Miracle Jar: most unflattering thing you've been told?
your exsiren: "Well i guess you weigh less than me beacuse muscle is more than fat"
Miracle Jar: who said it
your exsiren: some dumb ugly girl at nbs last year- the one you hugged the life out of and cried
Miracle Jar: ha ha
Miracle Jar: she sucks
your exsiren: she's stupid
Miracle Jar: by the way which is the greater insult sucks or blows
your exsiren: definetly blows
Miracle Jar: i used this on dave, but again
your exsiren: it's just wrong
your exsiren: ok..
Miracle Jar: IS
your exsiren: is
Miracle Jar: GhANDI
Miracle Jar: GUILTY
your exsiren: NO! GHANDI IS MY HOMBRE!
Miracle Jar: woodstock, or the cheat
your exsiren: the cheat like hell
Miracle Jar: favorite impression?
your exsiren: when tim would do "the cheat" noises
Miracle Jar: ok this one is used constantly
your exsiren: spit or swallow? hehe
Miracle Jar: what would you be doing right now if you werent in a band
your exsiren: well first f all, i wouldFUCKING BE IN A BAND ASS CLOWN, but after that i'd be having sex with all sorts of beautiful women
your exsiren: and then beautiful men, at the same time i suppose
Miracle Jar: where did i go wrong?
your exsiren: i think it was when you used to call my ex boyfriend andrew *wink, wink* I loved that
your exsiren: or maybe it was when you told me i could be in gay man if i got oversized camo jeans within 24 hours
Miracle Jar: uhh that was an interview question, but i'll keep that in mind
your exsiren: okies
Miracle Jar: is it really as easy as i think
your exsiren: not sure, it takes a lot of libations sometimes
Miracle Jar: finally bringing this interview to a close, what will my last question be?
your exsiren: spit or swallow
that was tanya for you until next time I wish you were grotesquley obese
your exsiren: never touch em nigga
Miracle Jar: what is the most disgusting display you've been privy to recently
your exsiren: hmm...
your exsiren: seeing ron jeremy naked on the tv show, "the serial life"
Miracle Jar: ok, coolest noun you own
your exsiren: uh- wiggy
Miracle Jar: has rilo kiley been getting to you? i mean look at your buddy icon, emo!!!
your exsiren: YES!
Miracle Jar: is this a damn shame?
your exsiren: no, i love it
Miracle Jar: alright
Miracle Jar: what ought to be a crime
your exsiren: being rich, jewish, and from new york
Miracle Jar: 5th favorite root vegetable beggining with r
your exsiren: radish rhubarb
Miracle Jar: favorite monopoly
your exsiren: hehe
your exsiren: the yellow pages
Miracle Jar: if you could play any instrument what wouldn't it be and where?
your exsiren: the obo, and in a crazy dance club
Miracle Jar: oboe
your exsiren: thanks ;-)
Miracle Jar: if we have sex is it masturbation because we're so alike
your exsiren: i think so
your exsiren: guess it dosen't count for virginity guidelines either
Miracle Jar: also cool, most lucrative ploy to make more money then you can count?
your exsiren: to take off my clothes
Miracle Jar: does your home stereo have a purpose anymore?
your exsiren: yes, to play hot hot heat, and tsunami bomb as loud as i can as i take a shower
Miracle Jar: average shower length?
your exsiren: 15 minuets
your exsiren: somwhere around that
your exsiren: tis all
Miracle Jar: cool
Miracle Jar: do you believe that love can have nothing to do with a person's personality and be soley based on looks
your exsiren: no, absolutly not But i don't believe it the other way either
Miracle Jar: you will have thirty econds after this is written to define the meaning of life, if you dont reply in time you'll have nothing in the lj post, and i'll cut you off if you keep going past 35 seconds, ok go
Miracle Jar: 15
Miracle Jar: `10
Miracle Jar: 9
Miracle Jar: 8
Miracle Jar: 7
Miracle Jar: 6
Miracle Jar: 5
Miracle Jar: 4
your exsiren: the meaning of life is shit on a stick
Miracle Jar: that one always throws em
your exsiren: it's the biggest buddhist proverbial, that works so well
Miracle Jar: do you believe in bedtime?
your exsiren: absolutly
your exsiren: sometimes you just gotta sleeeeep it off
Miracle Jar: and which times are those
your exsiren: the times when you drank to much, or when you are really lonely
Miracle Jar: new catch 22: streetlight's better, holy sweater!!, or they did it for the chedder
your exsiren: holy sweater
your exsiren: the only decent one so far
Miracle Jar: seriously?
your exsiren: seriously
Miracle Jar: you liked it?
your exsiren: very much so
Miracle Jar: even with all the shitty lyrics?
your exsiren: it sounds good
your exsiren: the lryics do have bad , gay rhyming, but the sound!
Miracle Jar: yeah it's alright
Miracle Jar: ryan needs to play sax instead of sing though
your exsiren: well they need some kind of brass
your exsiren: all the singers whould play brass
your exsiren: no singer, like the skatalites
Miracle Jar: do you like the skatalites?
your exsiren: yes i dooo!
Miracle Jar: as it stands right now what would the last half of the second sentance of your suicide note be?
your exsiren: i just need attention
Miracle Jar: are you the crashing rocks type of siren, why cant you fail, and do people put too much stock into sn's?
your exsiren: i'm definetly the crashing rocks type, i can't fail because everyone knows, "rudie cant fail" according to the clash, ad yes people definetly do
Miracle Jar: favorite song?
your exsiren: well of all time it would have to be beer by RBF but at the moment it's le le low by hot hot heat
Miracle Jar: you've never heard
your exsiren: guess it's clay aikens bridge over troubled water EVERYONE LOVES THAT!
Miracle Jar: favorite oldtimey slang word that never gets use anymore
your exsiren: peachy keen
your exsiren: i however use it on a frequent basis- trying to revive it
Miracle Jar: just how squeaky are you?
your exsiren: i think extremley, especially when angry. I also tend to do this cute squeaky thing when i sleep
your exsiren: so i've been told anyhow
Miracle Jar: rioght
Miracle Jar: most unflattering thing you've been told?
your exsiren: "Well i guess you weigh less than me beacuse muscle is more than fat"
Miracle Jar: who said it
your exsiren: some dumb ugly girl at nbs last year- the one you hugged the life out of and cried
Miracle Jar: ha ha
Miracle Jar: she sucks
your exsiren: she's stupid
Miracle Jar: by the way which is the greater insult sucks or blows
your exsiren: definetly blows
Miracle Jar: i used this on dave, but again
your exsiren: it's just wrong
your exsiren: ok..
Miracle Jar: IS
your exsiren: is
Miracle Jar: GhANDI
Miracle Jar: GUILTY
your exsiren: NO! GHANDI IS MY HOMBRE!
Miracle Jar: woodstock, or the cheat
your exsiren: the cheat like hell
Miracle Jar: favorite impression?
your exsiren: when tim would do "the cheat" noises
Miracle Jar: ok this one is used constantly
your exsiren: spit or swallow? hehe
Miracle Jar: what would you be doing right now if you werent in a band
your exsiren: well first f all, i wouldFUCKING BE IN A BAND ASS CLOWN, but after that i'd be having sex with all sorts of beautiful women
your exsiren: and then beautiful men, at the same time i suppose
Miracle Jar: where did i go wrong?
your exsiren: i think it was when you used to call my ex boyfriend andrew *wink, wink* I loved that
your exsiren: or maybe it was when you told me i could be in gay man if i got oversized camo jeans within 24 hours
Miracle Jar: uhh that was an interview question, but i'll keep that in mind
your exsiren: okies
Miracle Jar: is it really as easy as i think
your exsiren: not sure, it takes a lot of libations sometimes
Miracle Jar: finally bringing this interview to a close, what will my last question be?
your exsiren: spit or swallow
that was tanya for you until next time I wish you were grotesquley obese