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name : Joseph Anthony Christopher Kulina
nicknames : : Joe, Jack, Jcak, Joo, Josama Bin Laden, God
hair colour : : brown
eye colour : : brown
height : : about 6'1"
writing hand : : right
____BODY iLLS + SKiLLS
013. do you bite your nails : yesir
014. can you roll your tongue : yeah
016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time : yup
017. can you blow smoke rings: : I can kinda french inhale
018. can you blow spit bubbles : : yeah
019. can you cross your eyes: : nope
020. colored hair: : not right now
021. tattoos and where : none
022. piercing and where: : none
023. do you make your bed daily : no
024. what goes on first bra or underwear : bra
025. which shoe goes on first : : right
036. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone : supposedly in 1rst grade I threw then against the wall, but I dont remember it
037. how much money is usually in your wallet? : between 200 and 40, but latley 10 or less
038. what jewelry do you wear : : wristband ocasionally
039. whats sexiest on a guy : : upper torso, face
040. whats sexiest on a girl : : ass, breasts, legs in that order, I also like short chicks, I'm an accused chubby chaser
041. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great : : on time, late people fucking suck
042. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it : : twirl
043. how many cereals are in your cabinet : : 2
044. what utensils do you use eating pizza : : my God given ones
045. do you cook : : sometimes
____GROOMiNG
046. how often do you brush your teeth : : once a day
047. how often do you shower/bathe : : once every day or so
048. how long do these showers last : : 10 minutes is long
049. hair drying method : : shave it off
50. do you paint your nails : : nup
051. do you swear : : yea
052. do you mumble to yourself : : and to others at times
053. do you spit in public : : I have no qualms
054. do you have any regrets : : a few
055. whats in your cd player : : can't remeber, drove home high
056. person you talk most on the phone with : : my mom
057. what color is your bedroom : : blueish
058. do you use an alarm clock : : never needed one
059. name one thing or person you're obsessed with : : Organized cd's by alphabet using the minimum space, stocking supermarkets
060. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex : : no
061. ever sunbathed in the nude : : no
062. window seat or aisle : : window
063. whats your sleeping position : : I kick during the night, but I end up on my belly
064. what kind of bed do you like : : queen
066. do you snore : : occasionally
067. do you sleepwalk : : no
068 do you talk in your sleep : : sometimes
069. do you sleep with a stuffed : : no
070. how about the light on : : a light night now, but with or without
071. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on : : if I'm too tired to turn em off
____WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
073. were kissed or kissed someone : : passionatley? Just before I left for school I think, otherwise, prolly my mom on mother's day
074. watched bambi : : don't know, it's been a bit
075. cried : : can't remember
076. talked on the phone : : 6:53 p.m.
077. read a book : : less then a year, but God I wish I could've said sooner
078. got a compliment : : unprovoked? Can't remember, kieth said you're not that annoying when pressed, last saturday, unprovoked, I dont know
____MUSiC
079. is music important to you : : yes
080. do you sing? : : poorly
081. what instruments do you play? : : guitar, bass, vocal chords, pen, skinflute
082. what do you think of Eminem : : he's hilarious
___DO YOU LiKE
083. pop music : : yes
084. rock music : : eh
085. punk music : : fuck yeah
086. rap music : : yes
088. country : : bluegrass
089. jazz : : haven't heard enough, but yes
090. classical : : yes
092. what is one band/singer you like that no one has heard of? : : Quack Quack and the duct tape
093. your word : : balls/nuts
___ABC'S
A - Act your age : : you act your age
B - Born on what day of the week : : thursday?
C - Chore you hate : : cocksucking
D - Dad's name?: : Joseph
E - Essential makeup item? : : semen
G - Gold or silver? : : silver
H - Hometown? : : Springs mothafucka, WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
I - I.Q.? : between 129-140
J - Job title? : : student
K - Kids? : : none
L - Living arrangements? : : just me and the bugs
M - Mom's name? : : Patty
N - Number of people you've slept with? : : 0 for fucked, fallen asleep with in the same bed? a few 3-5
O - Overnight hospital stays? : : none
P - Phobia? : : serial killers hiding in my house, the villan from the last movie i saw
Q - Quote you like?: All the boys in the straight edge scene are in the basement huffing gasoline, your god is dead to me
R - Religious affiliation? : : aethiest
S - Siblings? : : 1 sister
T - Time you wake up? : : 7:30
U - Unique habit? : : habit? I always jerk off with one of my hands.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? : : zucini
W - Worst habit? : : eating plastic
X - X-rays you've had? : : dental, both wrists, lungs
Y - Yummy food you make? : : Chicken
Z - Zodiac Sign? : : Gemini
___10 bands you've been listening a lot to lately: in no order.
1. Catch 22
2. Mu330
3. Big D and the Kids Table
4. Nickle Creek
5. Catch 22
6. Dillinger Four
7. Prince
8. George Funkaparlimentadelic Clinton
9. Pain
10. Choking lefover victim rock 7 steady crack
09 things you look forward to:
1. death
2. the moment i find the girl i have been looking for
3. losing my mind
4. making my new cd
5. Tristan coming up
6. everyone else coming up
7. Tanya....
8. growing a pair of balls
9. the consequences of said growth
___8 things you like to wear:
1. band shirts
2. small business shirts
3. slippers
4. button downs
5. men's dress hats
6. nothing
7. shorts
8. pants
___07 things that annoy you:
1. predjudice
2. stupid people
3. working
4. bad drivers
5. Bad MC's
6. not playigng with a band
7. being ignored
___06 things you say most days:
1. "Fuck I've got school"
2. "Fuck I've got nothing to do after school"
3. "where the fuck is all my money"
4. "Did you?"
5. "suck my dick"
6. "Fuck you, asshole"
___05 things you do everyday:
1. get up
2. eat
3. sleep
4. drive
5. go online
___04 people you want to spend more time with:
1. Jamie
2. Dave
3. Cracker
4. the RDC - Zach
___03 movies you could watch over and over again:
1. PCU
2. the german teen orgy in the gym circulating on kazaa
3. south park, bigger longer and uncut
___02 of your favorite songs at the moment:
1. Big D - She won't ever figure it out
2. Leftover crack - Jesus has a place for me
___01 person you could spend the rest of your life with: Tanya (nothing against Stu, we're just compatible)
name : Joseph Anthony Christopher Kulina
nicknames : : Joe, Jack, Jcak, Joo, Josama Bin Laden, God
hair colour : : brown
eye colour : : brown
height : : about 6'1"
writing hand : : right
____BODY iLLS + SKiLLS
013. do you bite your nails : yesir
014. can you roll your tongue : yeah
016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time : yup
017. can you blow smoke rings: : I can kinda french inhale
018. can you blow spit bubbles : : yeah
019. can you cross your eyes: : nope
020. colored hair: : not right now
021. tattoos and where : none
022. piercing and where: : none
023. do you make your bed daily : no
024. what goes on first bra or underwear : bra
025. which shoe goes on first : : right
036. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone : supposedly in 1rst grade I threw then against the wall, but I dont remember it
037. how much money is usually in your wallet? : between 200 and 40, but latley 10 or less
038. what jewelry do you wear : : wristband ocasionally
039. whats sexiest on a guy : : upper torso, face
040. whats sexiest on a girl : : ass, breasts, legs in that order, I also like short chicks, I'm an accused chubby chaser
041. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great : : on time, late people fucking suck
042. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it : : twirl
043. how many cereals are in your cabinet : : 2
044. what utensils do you use eating pizza : : my God given ones
045. do you cook : : sometimes
____GROOMiNG
046. how often do you brush your teeth : : once a day
047. how often do you shower/bathe : : once every day or so
048. how long do these showers last : : 10 minutes is long
049. hair drying method : : shave it off
50. do you paint your nails : : nup
051. do you swear : : yea
052. do you mumble to yourself : : and to others at times
053. do you spit in public : : I have no qualms
054. do you have any regrets : : a few
055. whats in your cd player : : can't remeber, drove home high
056. person you talk most on the phone with : : my mom
057. what color is your bedroom : : blueish
058. do you use an alarm clock : : never needed one
059. name one thing or person you're obsessed with : : Organized cd's by alphabet using the minimum space, stocking supermarkets
060. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex : : no
061. ever sunbathed in the nude : : no
062. window seat or aisle : : window
063. whats your sleeping position : : I kick during the night, but I end up on my belly
064. what kind of bed do you like : : queen
066. do you snore : : occasionally
067. do you sleepwalk : : no
068 do you talk in your sleep : : sometimes
069. do you sleep with a stuffed : : no
070. how about the light on : : a light night now, but with or without
071. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on : : if I'm too tired to turn em off
____WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
073. were kissed or kissed someone : : passionatley? Just before I left for school I think, otherwise, prolly my mom on mother's day
074. watched bambi : : don't know, it's been a bit
075. cried : : can't remember
076. talked on the phone : : 6:53 p.m.
077. read a book : : less then a year, but God I wish I could've said sooner
078. got a compliment : : unprovoked? Can't remember, kieth said you're not that annoying when pressed, last saturday, unprovoked, I dont know
____MUSiC
079. is music important to you : : yes
080. do you sing? : : poorly
081. what instruments do you play? : : guitar, bass, vocal chords, pen, skinflute
082. what do you think of Eminem : : he's hilarious
___DO YOU LiKE
083. pop music : : yes
084. rock music : : eh
085. punk music : : fuck yeah
086. rap music : : yes
088. country : : bluegrass
089. jazz : : haven't heard enough, but yes
090. classical : : yes
092. what is one band/singer you like that no one has heard of? : : Quack Quack and the duct tape
093. your word : : balls/nuts
___ABC'S
A - Act your age : : you act your age
B - Born on what day of the week : : thursday?
C - Chore you hate : : cocksucking
D - Dad's name?: : Joseph
E - Essential makeup item? : : semen
G - Gold or silver? : : silver
H - Hometown? : : Springs mothafucka, WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
I - I.Q.? : between 129-140
J - Job title? : : student
K - Kids? : : none
L - Living arrangements? : : just me and the bugs
M - Mom's name? : : Patty
N - Number of people you've slept with? : : 0 for fucked, fallen asleep with in the same bed? a few 3-5
O - Overnight hospital stays? : : none
P - Phobia? : : serial killers hiding in my house, the villan from the last movie i saw
Q - Quote you like?: All the boys in the straight edge scene are in the basement huffing gasoline, your god is dead to me
R - Religious affiliation? : : aethiest
S - Siblings? : : 1 sister
T - Time you wake up? : : 7:30
U - Unique habit? : : habit? I always jerk off with one of my hands.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? : : zucini
W - Worst habit? : : eating plastic
X - X-rays you've had? : : dental, both wrists, lungs
Y - Yummy food you make? : : Chicken
Z - Zodiac Sign? : : Gemini
___10 bands you've been listening a lot to lately: in no order.
1. Catch 22
2. Mu330
3. Big D and the Kids Table
4. Nickle Creek
5. Catch 22
6. Dillinger Four
7. Prince
8. George Funkaparlimentadelic Clinton
9. Pain
10. Choking lefover victim rock 7 steady crack
09 things you look forward to:
1. death
2. the moment i find the girl i have been looking for
3. losing my mind
4. making my new cd
5. Tristan coming up
6. everyone else coming up
7. Tanya....
8. growing a pair of balls
9. the consequences of said growth
___8 things you like to wear:
1. band shirts
2. small business shirts
3. slippers
4. button downs
5. men's dress hats
6. nothing
7. shorts
8. pants
___07 things that annoy you:
1. predjudice
2. stupid people
3. working
4. bad drivers
5. Bad MC's
6. not playigng with a band
7. being ignored
___06 things you say most days:
1. "Fuck I've got school"
2. "Fuck I've got nothing to do after school"
3. "where the fuck is all my money"
4. "Did you?"
5. "suck my dick"
6. "Fuck you, asshole"
___05 things you do everyday:
1. get up
2. eat
3. sleep
4. drive
5. go online
___04 people you want to spend more time with:
1. Jamie
2. Dave
3. Cracker
4. the RDC - Zach
___03 movies you could watch over and over again:
1. PCU
2. the german teen orgy in the gym circulating on kazaa
3. south park, bigger longer and uncut
___02 of your favorite songs at the moment:
1. Big D - She won't ever figure it out
2. Leftover crack - Jesus has a place for me
___01 person you could spend the rest of your life with: Tanya (nothing against Stu, we're just compatible)