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COOL DREAMS LAST NIGHT...
FIRST I WAS CHILLIN SOMEWHERE AND SOME GIRL COMES UP TO ME THAT I KNOW AND SHE'S LIKE QUICK, HELP ME LIGHT THIS GOAT ON FIRE..
UMM..
'OH, NOW I REMEMBER!'
THE APOCALYPSE WAS AT HAND AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE DEMONS FROM TAKING OVER THE OTHER WAS TO PERFORM THIS RITE...WE HAD TO BLIND AND PARALYZE THIS GOAT, DRENCH HIM IN SOMETHING, THEN SMEAR SOME STERNO CREAM ON HIS BACK AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE, AND POSSIBLY DECAPITATE IT. WE HAD TO LIGHT IT ON FIRE USING THIS WEIRD ASS FIRE BAG, WHICH WE SET UNDERNEATH THE BLIND GOAT. COOL! SO AS WE NOTICED THE TIME WAS AT HAND, WE REALIZED THE GOAT WAS DRY AND THE STERNO CREAM HAD FALLEN OFF OF IT, OH SHIT!! SO WE QUICKLY HAD TO REDO EVERYTHING, AND THEN I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW THE BAG WORKED, BUT I GOT IT EVENTUALLY...GOAT ON FIRE.
FLASH FORWARD...I'M IN A HOUSE BEING CHASED BY MUMMIES OR FRANKENSTEIN...I'M IN MY FRIEND'S HOUSE, I LOCK MYSELF IN THIS ONE ROOM AFTER FENDING OFF ONE MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN, BUT I REALIZE THERE ARE MORE OUT THERE. THEY'RE TAUNTING ME AND STUFF, YELLING THAT I'M GONNA DIE. SO MY FRIEND GETS BACK FROM WHERE HE WAS AND HE LIKES STARTS TO COME INTO THIS ROOM, AND I'M LIKE "fUCK NO, DUDE, THE MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN WILL GET IN HERE!" HE'S LIKE "WTF ARE YOU TLAKING ABOUT?" SO THERE'S A BIG PREDICTABLE STANDOFF..EVENTUALLY HE COMES INSIDE, AND I SEE THERE IS NO MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN...BUT AS SOON AS HE SHUTS THE DOOR I PIEAK UNDERNEATH AND SEE...DUH, MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN. SCARY! NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!! WHAT DO I DO? I WAKE UP.
the end.
FIRST I WAS CHILLIN SOMEWHERE AND SOME GIRL COMES UP TO ME THAT I KNOW AND SHE'S LIKE QUICK, HELP ME LIGHT THIS GOAT ON FIRE..
UMM..
'OH, NOW I REMEMBER!'
THE APOCALYPSE WAS AT HAND AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE DEMONS FROM TAKING OVER THE OTHER WAS TO PERFORM THIS RITE...WE HAD TO BLIND AND PARALYZE THIS GOAT, DRENCH HIM IN SOMETHING, THEN SMEAR SOME STERNO CREAM ON HIS BACK AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE, AND POSSIBLY DECAPITATE IT. WE HAD TO LIGHT IT ON FIRE USING THIS WEIRD ASS FIRE BAG, WHICH WE SET UNDERNEATH THE BLIND GOAT. COOL! SO AS WE NOTICED THE TIME WAS AT HAND, WE REALIZED THE GOAT WAS DRY AND THE STERNO CREAM HAD FALLEN OFF OF IT, OH SHIT!! SO WE QUICKLY HAD TO REDO EVERYTHING, AND THEN I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW THE BAG WORKED, BUT I GOT IT EVENTUALLY...GOAT ON FIRE.
FLASH FORWARD...I'M IN A HOUSE BEING CHASED BY MUMMIES OR FRANKENSTEIN...I'M IN MY FRIEND'S HOUSE, I LOCK MYSELF IN THIS ONE ROOM AFTER FENDING OFF ONE MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN, BUT I REALIZE THERE ARE MORE OUT THERE. THEY'RE TAUNTING ME AND STUFF, YELLING THAT I'M GONNA DIE. SO MY FRIEND GETS BACK FROM WHERE HE WAS AND HE LIKES STARTS TO COME INTO THIS ROOM, AND I'M LIKE "fUCK NO, DUDE, THE MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN WILL GET IN HERE!" HE'S LIKE "WTF ARE YOU TLAKING ABOUT?" SO THERE'S A BIG PREDICTABLE STANDOFF..EVENTUALLY HE COMES INSIDE, AND I SEE THERE IS NO MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN...BUT AS SOON AS HE SHUTS THE DOOR I PIEAK UNDERNEATH AND SEE...DUH, MUMMY/FRANKENSTEIN. SCARY! NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!! WHAT DO I DO? I WAKE UP.
the end.