joke
Just read this joke in a forum...
Hello welcome to the psychiatric hotline:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter, which number you press. No one will answer.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Hello welcome to the psychiatric hotline:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter, which number you press. No one will answer.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.