Sep 20, 2011 01:38
[Phone]
I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I'll be damned if anyone breaches the defenses around my house.
If any of you humans need somewhere to hide, this place is going to be impenetrable. It's about time I got to use my blades on the drones.
[Seems like no one's really explained Zombies to Sideswipe. Even if they have, he might not have listened. He just thinks they're drones.]
If someone needs to be picked up, call. I'll come get you.
[Action]
[True to his word, the Autobot will be patrolling around his house, keeping an eye on his only family member -- Hitler -- and generally acting as a big silver guard dog should anything creepy approach.]
[He may also be pinging a certain other Autobot, just to check on him.]
hate hate loathe entirely,
!event,
kind of an aft,
don't touch my bffs,
giant /alien/ robot,
fragging town,
totally head of household gaiz,
i was once a protector of mechs,
oh so noble,
autobot dogma,
!action