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[weaponsparked]

This has got to be an all-time low...

You know what, Mayfield? I will never, despite your designs to the contrary, take an interest in a human. That's disgusting. And it's vile.

If I should catch the one responsible for that little escapade, I will personally carve their spark out.So there

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[weaponsparked]

Not in the slightest, no.

[weaponsparked]

If you're going to argue that because I'm in a human body, I'm a little bit human, no. You're wrong.

I'm not human at all.

[weaponsparked]

Close. Alien robot. From Cybertron.

[weaponsparked]

Not in the slightest. I'm just that fantastic.

[weaponsparked]

Yes, because you organics are so... you're so far down the evolutionary ladder, I'd need binocular vision to see you.

[weaponsparked]

The same way any sentient life form evolves.

[weaponsparked]

... More like, "Ah, well that design was horribly flawed, let's produce something better the next time".

[weaponsparked]

Then, maybe you're just doing it wrong.