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[weaponsparked]

... All in favor of getting away from the terrifying child, say "Aye"!

Because, you know? Siding with the slightly less homicidal, static-warped voice doesn't sound like half a bad plan, at this point.

Comments

[freakinblur]

As much as I hate ta say it, I think we're pretty goddamn screwed in this situation. {IT IS VERY HARD FOR HIM TO ADMIT THINGS LIKE THAT.]

[weaponsparked]

What's that human saying? Damned if we do, damned if we don't?

[freakinblur]

Sounds 'bout right, pally. I don't know what that Lucy kid's got planned but it ain't gonna be pretty.

[weaponsparked]

But what are we supposed to do about it? Besides siding with the mailman?

[freakinblur]

I don't even trust THAT guy, but we might havta. Lesser 'a two evils, I guess.

[weaponsparked]

No, I don't trust him either. Not after what he did.

But... We don't exactly have another choice.

[freakinblur]

Crap. This just... none 'a this is good.

[He sounds pretty frustrated.]

They need ta get over this shit an' leave tha rest of the town outta it.

[weaponsparked]

You can't really think they'd ever just leave us alone.

[freakinblur]

...No, but let one of 'em kill the other, then we'll deal with whoever's left.

[weaponsparked]

Oh that would be delightfully simple. I like that plan.

[freakinblur]

I wonder if we can turn 'em on each other? I just hope the wrong one doesn't get offed, though!

[weaponsparked]

If they could all kill each other off, that would be glorious.

... except there's the whole "coming back to life" thing.

[freakinblur]

Ah yeah. The respawn. I bet even they do that, too. Prob'ly even faster than us.

[weaponsparked]

That would just be our luck, wouldn't it?