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[weaponsparked]

Well, if that radio broadcast was any indication...

We're doomed. Especially, if you actually wrote to that Santa individual. I can't see how that's going to end well at all.

[So says the one who wrote a lengthy letter himself, but there'll be time to discuss rampant hypocrisy later.]

... At least we've a little warning, this time, anyway.

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[wimpyvampire]

Pessimistic aren't we? Besides, Santa isn't really real.

*WROTE TO SANTA? HA. WHO WOULD HAVE DONE THAT? NOT CONRAD-- yeah yeah he did*

[weaponsparked]

Do you want to tell that to the creepy radio broadcast in Mayfield, or shall I?

[wimpyvampire]

Oh come on! They're just trying to scare us...

[weaponsparked]

... You are aware that this is Mayfield, right? Where pretty much everything tries to kill us?

[wimpyvampire]

....It's Santa Claus. You honestly think they would make something horrific out of that?

[weaponsparked]

...

Again. Mayfield.

[wimpyvampire]

Yeah yeah...

You don't think they'd do anything with those letters.... would they?

[weaponsparked]

You know, I'm really rather tempted to just say "Mayfield" again.

[wimpyvampire]

What the hell would they do with them? Burn the letters? *YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR the eye rolling over the phone*

[weaponsparked]

What did you wish for, Conrad? Hm?

[wimpyvampire]

What... What makes you say that?

[weaponsparked]

Because. What do you think the town can, and will, do, knowing what we want most?

I don't know about you, but I certainly didn't hold anything back in that little note.

[wimpyvampire]

*Okay you got him there*

I wished to be human again.

[weaponsparked]

Ah...

[Moment of silence.]

... Maybe I'm wrong, and nothing bad will come of it.

[wimpyvampire]

Pfft. I don't know what the repercussions of asking to be human again would be. I doubt they'll do anything for that.

[weaponsparked]

... Aren't the drones, technically, human?