[beyondtherift]

[weaponof_choice]

Hi.

I have a question?

I'm kind of new to the whole guardian angel thing so I'm not sure how it's supposed to work. Does everyone else's guardian angels... uh. Buy them. You know. Condoms?

Just curious.

Comments

[riversodeep]

...I'm generally of the opinion that if my ward needs condoms he's perfectly capable of buying them for himself, but I can check with my sister. She's good with hypotheticals. And also insane.

[weaponof_choice]

I'm sure my guardian angel meant well. But I'd like to think I can buy them for myself too.

[riversodeep]

First ward? Some guardians get a little ...overexuberant. It's entirely possible they'll mellow out, unless you're the type to drive an angel neurotic.

[weaponof_choice]

I think so? She's real young.

...I, uh. Kind of might be. Not on purpose!

[riversodeep]

Oookay.

Well, one thing you might consider is sitting down and having a Guardian-Ward meeting. Lay out what each of you expects from this relationship. Might help her know what you need to get used to, and it might be a good opportunity for you to ask any questions you have.

[weaponof_choice]

That's a really good idea. I'll ask her to do that.

Thank you!

[ornobodywill]

I would not buy my ward condoms. I do not want to know about my ward's sex life unless they are sleeping with a vengeful assassin hooker who has plans to kill them in their sleep or a succubus who will devour their soul.

At that point, I'm pretty sure condoms won't help.

[weaponof_choice]

...I'll try to avoid the vengeful assassin hookers and the succubuses. Succubi? Ladies that will devour my soul.