Dear News
As sad and fun as it is to watch, please get Paris Hilton off my news.
Admittedly, it is juicy, watching a rich, privileged person get caught screaming for her mommy because she can't serve her sentence at home. I mean, it was only a DUI and getting caught twice for driving with a suspended license. Surely it's no big deal.
Way to serve as a role model.
Especially since she probably would have been released on good behavior in 5 days due to overcrowding of our jails.
Jesus.
Admittedly, it is juicy, watching a rich, privileged person get caught screaming for her mommy because she can't serve her sentence at home. I mean, it was only a DUI and getting caught twice for driving with a suspended license. Surely it's no big deal.
Way to serve as a role model.
Especially since she probably would have been released on good behavior in 5 days due to overcrowding of our jails.
Jesus.