Poop?
How many times a day do you poop?
Claire thinks I have a problem because I'll routinely poop 3 or 4 times a day. I don't think I have a problem, I'm probably just full of sh*t. Actually, it's because I eat a lot of fiberiffic foods. Like the double-fiber whole wheat bread that has like 40% of your daily fiber requirement in two slices. And I eat the yogurt with low fat granola, which also has a lot of fiber. Plus I eat a lot of applesauce and bananas.
Anyway, I don't think I have a problem. So there.
Also, I had crazy dreams last night which I will not detail here in order to protect the innocent (namely, me). They weren't dirty, sickos! They were just very, very strange.
Claire thinks I have a problem because I'll routinely poop 3 or 4 times a day. I don't think I have a problem, I'm probably just full of sh*t. Actually, it's because I eat a lot of fiberiffic foods. Like the double-fiber whole wheat bread that has like 40% of your daily fiber requirement in two slices. And I eat the yogurt with low fat granola, which also has a lot of fiber. Plus I eat a lot of applesauce and bananas.
Anyway, I don't think I have a problem. So there.
Also, I had crazy dreams last night which I will not detail here in order to protect the innocent (namely, me). They weren't dirty, sickos! They were just very, very strange.