But the top is the best part of the muffin!

Aug 28, 2006 14:18

In other news, the students started classes today. I believe a memo was circulated, ensuring that all female students between the ages of 18-22 would wear pretty much the same outfit today: layered low-cut tank tops with either jeans or flowy skirts, and flip-flops. There are, of course, some variations. For example, how much of the breast is peeking out the top of the tank top. Or how much of the belly is bulging out over the top of the jeans and flowing like a mighty river of justice from beneath the tank top that doesn't quite reach the Banks of the Denim.

The boys are all dressed in cargo shorts and t-shirts that are either too small, ripped in some manner, or both. Or jeans and untucked buttoned-down oxfords.

And yes, I want them all to stay off my lawn.

Vinny is coming to visit tonight, driving in from Chicago for a quick overnighter in The EL before cruising down to Indianapolis. I know, EL is not on the way between Chicago and Indy, but who am I to turn down a fun visit from Mr. Herman-Williams?

east lansing, msu, i'm a bad person

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