Strike that, I'm reading Klosterman instead.

[weaklingrecords]

This definitely makes me a bad citizen and I am bordering on losing my ability to complain about the process, having removed myself from the process (largely by not being an incredibly rich white man--hey, two out of three was good enough for Meatloaf), but I got about 1/2 way through Bush's speech and went in search of something a little more enlightened, a little more enlightening, and something that didn't have me ejaculating vituperative proclamations every few sentences.

So I'm reading Chuck Klosterman's blog about his experiences at Media Day here, in the Great State of Michigan (Say "Yes!" to Michigan!), in anticipation of Super Bowl XL, which I will probably miss because we'll be driving back through Canada from skiing in New York.