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Okay, so one of the most embarassing moments of my life happened yesterday..
We were shopping in Marks & Spencers with Zain (my 3 year old sister). We just happened to be standing next to a big male manakin (spelling!) that was modelling some very tight underwear, complete with bulge and all. Anyway, my sister noticed it and just started staring at it. After sometime she shouted "Dan Dan, touch that!" pointing to the bulge in the underwear, before proceeding to er....grope the guy. By this time people were looking at us. I started to get embarassed and thought that if i tried my hardest to ignore her she'd stop. She didnt. She carried on and then said very loudly "come on Dan Dan, touch the ding dong!".
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm sure i went bright red. How bad must that have looked?? A guy with his sister groping a manakin's penis and discussing it. ahhhh me no like. So many people watching and laffing.
My only question is what the hell have they taught her at home!?
We were shopping in Marks & Spencers with Zain (my 3 year old sister). We just happened to be standing next to a big male manakin (spelling!) that was modelling some very tight underwear, complete with bulge and all. Anyway, my sister noticed it and just started staring at it. After sometime she shouted "Dan Dan, touch that!" pointing to the bulge in the underwear, before proceeding to er....grope the guy. By this time people were looking at us. I started to get embarassed and thought that if i tried my hardest to ignore her she'd stop. She didnt. She carried on and then said very loudly "come on Dan Dan, touch the ding dong!".
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm sure i went bright red. How bad must that have looked?? A guy with his sister groping a manakin's penis and discussing it. ahhhh me no like. So many people watching and laffing.
My only question is what the hell have they taught her at home!?