Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
The Western Ural Bread Beast
Von Peril Journal Entry #865:
"At the foothills that divide Asia from Europe there is a creature both ancient and terrible. The Bread Beast stalks the the bakeries and kitchens of the Eastern Bloc, pillaging her pantries and ovens looking for the life sustaining manna. It seems laughable, but many a Russian village has been found starved out in Spring due to their nefarious activities."
ADIOS!!!