Educated? No. Stupid? Yes. And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh!

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S'huahtah the Spider Priestess

Your party approaches the darkened hollow, towards the strange glowing of firelight. As you move closer you are suddenly aware that you are surrounded. Short stout dwarves move like whispers through the under growth. You notice that their heads are shaved clean and each has a vicious looking spider imprinted on their forehead. Then that when you catch sigh of he
r, oozing with poison and dark magic ... S'huahtah the Spider Priestess. S'huahtah the drinker of men and devourer of souls. She finally acknowledges your party's presence. Roll for initiative!

Here is the original from back in my D&D days
http://weakcut.com/doodles/spider-priestess01.jpg

ADIOS!