***Pressing SRM Metro Update***
SRM just sent me the following IM message:
"Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan"
He's officially hooked to trivial pop news and obsessed with Paris Hilton.
I win.*
*Well not really...
Not until I don't have to make an argument for why it's a good idea to "put on your damn pants so we can get non-disgusting take out food for the love of God."
I mean, I'm as anti-pants-sit-on-your-ass-in-the-comfort-of-your-own-room as the next girl.
But when there is a live other person at your house who is starving you should indulge them with a little pants-wearing food action.
Unless you are an un-metrosexual boy. I see my work here is not done.
"Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan"
He's officially hooked to trivial pop news and obsessed with Paris Hilton.
I win.*
*Well not really...
Not until I don't have to make an argument for why it's a good idea to "put on your damn pants so we can get non-disgusting take out food for the love of God."
I mean, I'm as anti-pants-sit-on-your-ass-in-the-comfort-of-your-own-room as the next girl.
But when there is a live other person at your house who is starving you should indulge them with a little pants-wearing food action.
Unless you are an un-metrosexual boy. I see my work here is not done.