[myl] 51. 2&3

[we_standalone]

List of people I'd kill for (if they really needed me to)

- Sizz
- Ryder
- Chris
- Channing
- Hank
- Ziyah
- Her man Tommy
- my new guitar tech
- James Hetfield
- Anyone in Rush 
- Anyone in KISS
- Anyone in AC/DC
- Anyone in Metallica
- Vinnie Paul and 'Dimebag' Darrell (if Dimebag was still alive)
- Ozzy Osbourne and of course Sabbath

Comments

[holding_the_saw]

Oh God, Sal...

[we_standalone]

Oh God what? What's wrong with killing for Dimebag?

[holding_the_saw]

For one thing, the man is dead. For another, you listed James Hetfield twice, he's in Metallica.

For another, if you're going to be silly and list the metal bands you'd kill for, at least be reasonable, show a little respect, and put down either Ozzy Osbourne or Black Sabbath. I'm not sure how you feel about Ronnie James Dio, so...

[we_standalone]

Who cares? If the bastard was still alive, I would kill for him.

I listed Ozzy. I might have to edit and add Black Sabbath. I was in a hurry. Charleston was licking his lips. He wanted the cat treat..I didn't say that.

[holding_the_saw]

Whoops! Sorry, darling, I was watching you type the list over your shoulder before. You must have added Ozzy before I went into the other room.

And he was not...wait, did you say cat treat? What have you been feeding him?

[we_standalone]

Heh, I'm a slick motherfucker.

Uh. No. *whistles innocently*

[holding_the_saw]

Salvatore Vieri, what have you been feeding my panther?!

[we_standalone]

Just..Oreos

[holding_the_saw]

OREOS?!?!?!

I'm going to rip off your balls and shove them right down your throat, you son of a bitch! How many did you give him?!?

[we_standalone]

What? *looks innocent* He only had one. Okay two, but the second one he licked all the icing out and left the cookie part.

[holding_the_saw]

I'm...going to have to hurt you badly.

Sugar is poison to animals, Sal. That amount won't hurt him, but I may call his vet anyway just to be safe. If you want to feed the cat, for the love of the gods give him scraps off your plate or the hamburger patties in the fridge.

If I find him with Oreo teeth in the future? I will cut you in ways that will make you useless in the bedroom, are we clear?