Something I stole

[we_sand_and_ash]

FENCING WIFE: If i died would you get married again?
FENCING HUSBAND: Definitely not!
FENCING WIFE: Why not, don't you like being married?
FENCING HUSBAND: Of course I do!
FENCING WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
FENCING HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
FENCING WIFE: You would? (With a hurt look)
FENCING HUSBAND: (audible groan)
FENCING WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
FENCING HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
FENCING WIFE: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with her pictures?
FENCING HUSBAND: Well, that would seem like the proper thing to do.
FENCING WIFE: And would you let her use my weapons?
FENCING HUSBAND: She can't; she's left-handed.
FENCING WIFE: - - - silence - - -
FENCING HUSBAND: Shit