Rum, sodomy and the lash.

[we_love_smudger]

Now that I have hopefully piqued your interest by my eye-catching choice of subject.....

Comments

[childeproof]

Looks like the start of a date-rape scenario to me...

[we_love_smudger]

*shouldn't larf* *does larf*

I like the theory I heard postulated recently that Nelson actually said "Kismet, Hardy. Kismet." And I also learnt this very week that he never wore an eyepatch so someone needs to shimmy up his Column with a chisel in the pursuit of authenticity. I like Nelson. He's an awkward sonovabitch :)

[childeproof]

I tell you what, you shin. I'll stand around at the bottom and hold your spare chisel.

[we_love_smudger]

Ah. Right. Making the ultimate sacrifice for historical accuracy and fear of heights not withstanding, off I go, crampons at the ready, safety line taut.

And I am suddenly and happily restrained by armed coppers on the lookout for the Fathers For Justice posse.

[childeproof]

Because, of course, now you've dressed up as a superhero on a national monument, we think you should have more access to your children, who are now hiding behind sofas from the sight of your lycra-clad ass on the news.