Getting back on the bike.
Right my girls. Hangover defeated by the combined forces of sleep and sheer bloody willpower yaay! And guess what? Gary/David Muse fit and well and gagging for an outing. Dedicated to Arie aka chelseaurchin aka self-proclaimed smut mercenary as continued thanks for her luvverly smut cadeau and certainly inspired by it. Her genius made me shrivel
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Bet you're looking at this going: "Did she just ... ? Oh my. She did. She just liked something featuring 'The Love Most Canon'. Should I get a cold compress?"
So, yeah, when I'm feeling better [i.e. more awake and coherent] I'll write something better.
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Dearest spouse. Clinical shock. That's the diagnosis :) So it's intravenous fluids and blankets and a week off work.
I LOFF the way Gary angsts. All those self-comforting gestures and half-witted muttering to himself. Like the happy ending? Lunancy. Madness. As we all know, it'll be Chelski and that means Dark Lord will be on Charlton's books before you can say "spit."
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YES!! Oh, wait, is that a week off for me or for you? Cuz if it's for you, I'm gonna have to haul my ass over to Lahndahn and do some leg slapping.
An angsty!Gary is a lovely!Gary. Always. The mutterings and gestures are tre perfect.
As we all know, it'll be Chelski and that means Dark Lord will be on Charlton's books before you can say "spit."
Dark Lord cannot go to Chelski simply because that team is way too sexy already and I would not be able to watch a match for the sports content.
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For you dear spouse, obviously. Hee. No leg slapping for me thanks so much.
Dark Lord cannot go to Chelski
Nein nein. Becks to Chelski. Do you LOFF him? Or UN-LOFF him?
Or dwell in a state of complete indifference? And Dark Lord for the Addicks and Alli fast behind clutching her newly-acquired Charlton season ticket :)
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You wretch. But I loff you anyway.
Nein nein. Becks to Chelski. Do you LOFF him? Or UN-LOFF him?
Or dwell in a state of complete indifference? And Dark Lord for the Addicks and Alli fast behind clutching her newly-acquired Charlton season ticket :)
Um, could you pretend that I'm not smart for a few seconds and explain that? I'm confused.
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So moneybags Chelski will snap him up because THEY CAN and he is goodforbusiness even sans TEH HAIR.
As I know from personal painful experience Manchester is a fucking long way from Lahndahn by road. And Neville G. doesn't fancy driving for five hours on a good day down the M6 even with a top quality Sub!David shag waiting for him down South.
Sooooo. Neville G. must transfer to a London club so that fierce coitus can become a twice-nightly ritual yaay for my Ship. And I nominate Charlton. Because I do. And because Roman isn't likely to cough up the cash for a well-known troublemaker such as our Dark Lord even though he has hair fucking beautiful enough to eat.
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Wait, our Dark Lord is a troublemaker?!?! Where the fuck was I when they were passing out this knowledge?! *pouts and grumbles to self* Why do I always miss the good stuff?
BTW: Did you get the e-mail I sent you titled Teh Fic? It's your birthday fic, but I need your help because I'm wrestling with my muse. And that's like trying to wrestle a pig covered in butter.
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Are you worried about moving the narrative on?
V worried.
Because I kind of like their current location for serious discussions and any well let's say "activity."
Hm, I thought maybe they could go into the house for the discussions and "activities". I don't know how I want the "discussion" to go. Sweet but not too sweet, you know?
Talking in code I know but its a very intimate setting :)
It's hard to make the older one sweet.
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