Dear God America. What have you done?

[we_love_smudger]

Of course not all of you but Lord above what were some of you thinking? Bush makes me shout at my television like a crazy person. Commiserations to sane humane Americans everywhere. As I write Dubya is trotting out inane platitudes while the collected brain-washed fools whoop and holler. *sighs, knowing that in principle democracy is a beautiful

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[chelseaurchin]

Yes! More JoeColeBalm is needed. Rub that Joey goodness in deep. *slurps* And yes, We should all be so lucky to prostrate ourselves at the altar of Dark Lord Love.

(I vote for more Cole Spam as well *pokes you* Because he's pretty low on the bitch pyramid je parais and that can only be a good thing)

[chelseaurchin]

Oops the French slipped there. I meant parierais. This is an omen for my exam I'm sure. Must pray more to DL for luck.

[we_love_smudger]

*gathering up more Joey goodness* He is indeed the base of the pyramid and unlikely to rise. It's his ickleness you see. And that innate submissive look in those bluest of blue eyes. His rent-boy style servicing of Sir Dorian looms large i'the imagination at present. Oh and here's Bentley, keen to participate. Ooops. It's threesome time by my watch. And the clock is ticking.

[chelseaurchin]

That's what I like about Joe - he's everyone's favourite fucktoy. Don't tell me Our Dark Lord doesn't sweep down to Dorian's chambers (in Dorian's absence), hauls Joseph off the fur rug in front of the fire, bends him over Dorian's silky bed and takes him roughly. What kind of Dark Lord would he be if he did not take advantage of his bitches's bitches?

Threesome time? That's my favourite hour ;)

[we_love_smudger]

hauls Joseph off the fur rug in front of the fire, bends him over Dorian's silky bed and takes him roughly. What kind of Dark Lord would he be if he did not take advantage of his bitches's bitches?

Hmmm. An excellent point displaying a strong grasp of Bitch Pyramid dynamics. 10/10. So to the Bitch Pyramid confusion I must add the Bitch Food Chain concept, of which Dark Lord is again undeniably the Great White Shark. He gobbles up ickle Joe like krill. Oh no, not krill, that's whales. OK, like sardines. Or sprats. Joey is SUCH a sprat. I must brush up on my marine biology.

Sir Dorian (returning unexpectedly to his chamber): Err. My Lord?

Dark Lord (one strong hand restraining a wriggling Joey while roughsex ensues): Sir Dorian? Have you not perused the Bitch Rules which prevail at Castle Trafford? Of course not. Remind me to tell Sir Phil that he should teach you to read.

[chelseaurchin]

one strong hand restraining a wriggling Joey while roughsex ensues

Oh dear. Yes please.

And it's Dorian's own fault if he can't read. If he hadn't been rolling around in the hayloft with that sprat Joseph then he might have learned his literacy. Too bad, now he can't write dirty medieval text-parchments to anyone.