Of course not all of you but Lord above what were some of you thinking? Bush makes me shout at my television like a crazy person. Commiserations to sane humane Americans everywhere. As I write Dubya is trotting out inane platitudes while the collected brain-washed fools whoop and holler. *sighs, knowing that in principle democracy is a beautiful
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(I vote for more Cole Spam as well *pokes you* Because he's pretty low on the bitch pyramid je parais and that can only be a good thing)
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Threesome time? That's my favourite hour ;)
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Hmmm. An excellent point displaying a strong grasp of Bitch Pyramid dynamics. 10/10. So to the Bitch Pyramid confusion I must add the Bitch Food Chain concept, of which Dark Lord is again undeniably the Great White Shark. He gobbles up ickle Joe like krill. Oh no, not krill, that's whales. OK, like sardines. Or sprats. Joey is SUCH a sprat. I must brush up on my marine biology.
Sir Dorian (returning unexpectedly to his chamber): Err. My Lord?
Dark Lord (one strong hand restraining a wriggling Joey while roughsex ensues): Sir Dorian? Have you not perused the Bitch Rules which prevail at Castle Trafford? Of course not. Remind me to tell Sir Phil that he should teach you to read.
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Oh dear. Yes please.
And it's Dorian's own fault if he can't read. If he hadn't been rolling around in the hayloft with that sprat Joseph then he might have learned his literacy. Too bad, now he can't write dirty medieval text-parchments to anyone.
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