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Dear Jeff,
You know those two things you use to get around on? You know, they're called legs. Yeah, next time when you lift something even remotely heavy like, say, a few gallons of milk, you use these said legs. Because really, i'm not as strong as them and i'll keep you in pain (like you are now) until your dumbass lifts shit correctly.
Sincerely,
Your Fucking Back
You know those two things you use to get around on? You know, they're called legs. Yeah, next time when you lift something even remotely heavy like, say, a few gallons of milk, you use these said legs. Because really, i'm not as strong as them and i'll keep you in pain (like you are now) until your dumbass lifts shit correctly.
Sincerely,
Your Fucking Back