Just get rejected by five (and the ONLY five guys) the site sets you up with. All on the basis of "I don't think there's any chemistry" after posting my pictures. All within five hours of signing up for the service, and making sure that my search paramaters are as WIDE as humanly possible...for the SECOND time in a row.
Yes friends, that's right. THE SECOND TIME!
I have to say, their customer service is great. The headquarters is over in Pasadena, and the guy was like, "the hell?" when he looked at my account.
Here's what he said, "Okay, you finished your profile. You answered your questions and I have to say, you're pretty well spoken. Cute pictures. You have a good job, and hell, you even work in entertainment, which is the holy grail in this town.
You opened it up to people living within sixty miles, so it's not like you're limiting your options. I would list you as a few extra pounds, and that's what you put on your profile.
Even everything that you put in your personality profile...man, if this is true, you're one of the most stable people on here. What the crap is wrong with these guys?"
He was seriously pissed! I hate to say it, but it was hysterical.
"Who do these guys think they are? Jerks."
ME: "Look, my girlfriend bought this giftcertificate for me. Any way I can get her a refund?"
CSR: "Normally I would offer you a half price discount, or something like that, but honestly...take it all. I can't believe this is the second time this has happened to you. Have her take you out to a nice dinner instead. I am completely disgusted with my gender. My wife is going to love this when I tell her about it!"
So, while the MEN on eharmony suck balls, the CSRs rock hardcore.
What a nice guy. And what an awful indictment of the men in your region. Wow. Nice to know that men are so much more advanced than in the Mary Tyler Moore days....
Yes friends, that's right. THE SECOND TIME!
I have to say, their customer service is great. The headquarters is over in Pasadena, and the guy was like, "the hell?" when he looked at my account.
Here's what he said, "Okay, you finished your profile. You answered your questions and I have to say, you're pretty well spoken. Cute pictures. You have a good job, and hell, you even work in entertainment, which is the holy grail in this town.
You opened it up to people living within sixty miles, so it's not like you're limiting your options. I would list you as a few extra pounds, and that's what you put on your profile.
Even everything that you put in your personality profile...man, if this is true, you're one of the most stable people on here. What the crap is wrong with these guys?"
He was seriously pissed! I hate to say it, but it was hysterical.
"Who do these guys think they are? Jerks."
ME: "Look, my girlfriend bought this giftcertificate for me. Any way I can get her a refund?"
CSR: "Normally I would offer you a half price discount, or something like that, but honestly...take it all. I can't believe this is the second time this has happened to you. Have her take you out to a nice dinner instead. I am completely disgusted with my gender. My wife is going to love this when I tell her about it!"
So, while the MEN on eharmony suck balls, the CSRs rock hardcore.
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