I had a date.
It went well.
He walked me to my car.
Then he said something that made me stop and do math (the latter is never a good thing).
"You are most decidedly not 29."
"What?....Of course I am."
"How old are you really?"
"Um, how old do you think I am?"
"No games. Just spill." {I crossed my arms)
"27." ... "25."..."Okay, I'm 23."
"WHAT?!"
"You said in your ad you wanted someone who was at least 28. So, I lied...a little. Is it that big a deal?"
"Yes, I don't abide by lying. Stupid lying is the worst kind."
"But I really wanted to go out with you!"
"I'm ten years older than you are!"
"But you're hot!"
"...really?"
Today's lesson: Tell a woman you think she's hot, and she will forgive you a multitude of sins. (Or at least lying about your age.)
He walked me to my car.
Then he said something that made me stop and do math (the latter is never a good thing).
"You are most decidedly not 29."
"What?....Of course I am."
"How old are you really?"
"Um, how old do you think I am?"
"No games. Just spill." {I crossed my arms)
"27." ... "25."..."Okay, I'm 23."
"WHAT?!"
"You said in your ad you wanted someone who was at least 28. So, I lied...a little. Is it that big a deal?"
"Yes, I don't abide by lying. Stupid lying is the worst kind."
"But I really wanted to go out with you!"
"I'm ten years older than you are!"
"But you're hot!"
"...really?"
Today's lesson: Tell a woman you think she's hot, and she will forgive you a multitude of sins. (Or at least lying about your age.)