Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I punched
animalcells in the arm (-10 points). In January I helped
xcryoutedgex hide a body (-173 points). In August I set
morganmahan's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I put gum in
bustmychops's hair (-12 points). Last month on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-301 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
we_allfalldown
I'm on my way to buy Christmas presents. I'm so fucking busy. Yesterday I worked so much that after I got off at midnight, on the walk home, my knee gave out and I fell down in the road crossing Beneva. Suckssssss. Got that $$$flow though.
p.s.:
REALLY WANTING THESE!!!!!!!!: