you can put your dick in an onion ring.

[we_all_die]

man, it seems like i haven't updated in forever. it's probably just me though.

i update too much. i run out of things to say.

so i'll just make a list. here's what makes me happy:

the steelers.
my mandy.
point break.
ice cream sandwiches.
gremlins.
die hard.
scrubs.
shoestrings that still have the plastic on the end in case you need to restring your shoes.

well, i think that about covers everything since my last update.

oh yeah, wesker's a four piece now.

and ben affleck has the talent of a turd.