[Oneshot] Who killed Choi Siwon?
Title:Who killed Choi Siwon?
Rating: PG13 for the language
Summary: Choi Siwon was found dead. Who killed him...that's the question.
Notes: Kindaichi was from Kindaichi files. I can't use Shinichi Kudo for I <3 him. 8D
The Case:
Sungmin trodded down the kitchen half-awake. He knew this midnight cravings would cause him extra hours in the gym but he need this or he'll end up biting Shindong again in sleep. As he wait for the water to boil, he can't help but notice the dripping sounds from the bathroom. He shook his head. Eunhae must've been playing with the water again. Deciding he'll do something good and spare Eeteuk from the heart attack that awaits him the moment he sees the water bill, he walked towards the bathroom.
What he didn't know was that the moment he opened the lights would be time he'll see his worst nightmare. For there in the cold tile floor lay the lifeless body of one Choi Siwon.
The Suspects:
Kindaichi pinched his nose. Why did he accept this job? Talking to one panic stricken, androgynous boy was one thing. Talking to twelve others was plain suicide.
"So there I was, just trying to be a good boy when I saw him. And...and...HE WAS STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!" this one was hysterical and needs to be sedated but he's needed for he's the first to find the victim.
"Did you touch the body?"
"WHY WOULD I TOUCH HIM WHEN HE'S DEAD?!?!?!??!" Kindaichi almost slapped his forehead. This will take long.
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"What did you do the evening before the body was found?" Kindaichi asked the feminine looking boy. According to his body language, he concluded this might be the residential bitch.
"I went out on a date with him." the tone was defensive but if he's not good at reading people's action, he would've think this person was the prime suspect.
"Please excuse him. He's still a bit miffed by this so he's quite snarky." the doe eyed boy tried to restrained the other. If he's not mistaken, this was the 'other' boy. Well, if this case was just like the movies, he'd say this was a matter of eliminating the competition.
"I'm not snarky!!! Whoever did this will pay! I am the only one who can say when my toys will expire!!!"
As the couple argued, Kindaichi thinks he's not getting any nearer to the truth.
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"I'm trying to get on his pants...or him to get into mine. Whatever floats his boat." The house dork answered in his dead pan voice. He didn't notice how Kindaichi or the magnae beside him turned red.
Kindaichi cleared his throat and asked another question.
"So...when was the last time you saw the victim?"
The two was silent for a moment, both lost in their own thoughts. Yet that silence was short-lived however when the dork spoke again.
"When I asked him which flavored condom was better."
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"I think he was killed by the bunny king!" Kindaichi thought this was the sanest batch. The wide-eyed kid though was flushing that thought down the drain.
"You see, he was a spy for the panda bears but the bunny intelligence found it out and killed him!!!"
As the other reveals the not-so-secret-but-still-secret bunny plan for world domination using apricots, Kindaichi looked at the other two for help. He failed though for the two was quite busy playing with their nintendo DS.
"AND NOW THAT YOU KNOW, THE JELLYFISHES WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT EVERYTHING BUT YOUR WASABI!!!!"
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"The last time I saw him was when he entered the bathroom." This healthy guy seems to be the witness he's looking for. Finally, he's one step closer.
"So did you notice anyone go after him?"
The other seems to think about it when he stood up and took a pizza box from the fridge.
"Nah...that was the time when the pizza guy arrived."
Kindaichi didn't know if the gods were punishing him or just plain mocking him.
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"My choco son! Appa! Our son is dead! I'm a bad umma!!!"
"There...there...don't fret. We will give him the memorial service he deserves." as the 'appa' appease the 'umma', kindaichi felt it's better to be quiet...and keep his sanity.
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"I think it's an accident."
"Why do you think so?"
"Well...he's not familiar with the bathroom. He doesn't live here you see. There were some renovations being made these past few days. He could've slipped, hit his head and got electrocuted."
Kindaichi nodded. Maybe it really was.
The Conclusion:
Kindaichi got a note to stop the interrogation and return to Japan. Albeit reluctant, he did what he was told. However, he could still feel that he missed something. Something that doesn't fit. As he review the case, he noticed the coroner's report still in it's package. He opened the case and read the autopsy. His eyes widen when he saw the results.
As he try to recall all the interrogations, he found something that just stood out from the rest.
They were never told how the victim died.
And one of them just accurately described it.
He was about to get out when the flight attendant stopped him for they're already taking off.
As they leave the country where he made the biggest mistake, he can only scream out the murderer's name with hatred.
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On the ground, the tall young man just gave an eerie smile as he mock salute the detective.
"Good thing I made sure you'll have a hard time getting back. Afterall, I still have to erase the Chinaman."
-End?
A/N: Written out of boredom. 8DDDDDDDDDDDD I was suppose to make ALL of them kill Siwon...by accident of course but..yeah...maybe next time 8DDDDDDD
My comeback fic...AND I KILLED THE HORSE!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD