NOT-to-do list

Dec 24, 2010 15:56

 In the week before Christmas,

DO NOT get a cold that makes you wonder if you should stay away from the baby nephew

Two days before Christmas,

DO NOT back up over a curb and bend/dislodge your car's exhaust system
DO NOT have a boyfriend who hates Christmas
DO NOT add PMS to the above-mentioned cold, indicating that you should probably stay away from most of the human race.

My Grinch-y little heart is feeling very pinched at the moment.
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