Oooooops. Oh Noes!

Apr 21, 2011 15:08

Copa Del Rey, everyone! There! Aaaaaand GONE!! Such is life.
Real, those slick and uber-greased show ponies, beat Barça last nite by one goal to nil (Crispatastic header). Congrats to Mesut Özil and Sami Khedira!

So far so bad. But now we also know that Sergio Ramos has weaker arms than legs, apparently! Ramos dropped that precious COPA! It got smashed by ... the bus!! (Remember hard-ass Assauer, anyone?)

Finally, after three miserable years of title draught: A COPA!!
And then this:

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Ramos on the state of the smashed Copa: "It fell - but it's doing okay!" Stooopid bitch being stoopid.

Regarding the match. Mou learned something after having been trashed 5-nil before, he opted for an out-of-season x-mas tree line-up (4-3-2-1) and fielded three defensive midfielders - so instead of beating Barça by trying to outplay them (insert lot's of laughters here) - he opted for the considerable smarter option by out-defending them and going for painful counter attacks. Also, the ever-wonderful Angel D Maria was used as fifth defender (so they played with a back five at times). What a marvellous move, indeed! They outnumbered attacking Barça - who normally outnumber their opponents when attacking with 6 offensive players. This is how it's done!

And here is what Dani Alves had to say about all this: "Soccer is a scumbag". Yeah, I co-sign this!

sergio ramos=stooopid, Barça, crispy show pony, smart moves and not so smart moves, drop it like it's hot, real madrid

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