Thank You Post! Glow-In-The-Dark Melzer Glows Out To Taversham!!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANKYOUVERYMUCHSO!! Thanksabunch (and a few more bunches on top)!
Radioactive Melzer as a thank-you note! Straight from my heart! And straight from the school of irritating color choices (recent graduates, among others: Tim Wiese) meet: glow-in-the-dark Melzer! He not only tries to outplay his opponents, he also tries to out-glow the ball! Competing against balls, who naturally own that color, how crazy is that, you ask!! Never such a good a idea, you would think. Neon Melzer, melztastic as he is, did it!!
But sadly enough, he can only be successful in one thing. Very sad indeed.
So far.
He'll be having plenty more chances to be as awesome as his glow-pants in the upcoming season.
Melzer is unleashing his inner neon raver-self! He really digged deep into his old Eighties slash early Nineties closet (abysmal and messy) and came up with: THIS!
Notice the sweat running... (you do, I KNOW!)
The lone neongreen sweatband lol. Wassup with that?
Dunno. He wears green and white, afterall... It maybe needs one of these douchey glow-in-the-dark-sticks that raver kids (back in the days) used. That said. I love the early Ninteties as much as he does (I grew up in them, so why hate?) and appreciate the retro-radioactive feel to that outfit, Chernobyl and all that. I might have to wear my Nena outfit from now on when watching his games...(avec mesh-wifebeater in scream-yellow on top of my smileys shirt. And neon headband, a la Borg.)
Though what he could REALLY need is some more
shock...I think we can all agree on that.
He should pay less attention to color and more to the filling, if I may suggest. This cup does the trick! Downside: might disturb his play. But more viewing pleasure, defs, with a padded crotch bra.
Despite that aggressive color, I fell asleep over his match against Tsonga (I followed some random Twatter girl, broadcasting was nowhere to be had) and woke up only to find out he had lost to Monfils as well. Goodnessgracious! Which got broadcasted, apparently. So there is not much to be said about his match - the outfit, otoh...
Will report on his next matches though. I mean, how could I NOT? With THAT outfit, it's all eyes on him.
Here are some more things from my hard drive who needed dire attention...
This is random memorabilia for all us nostalgic folks (there are many these days, I know)...
I don't know where too look first....This is how you do shorts. *water bottle squeeze*
Best. ARSE. EVER. (Unless you prove otherwise. Also needs no jock shock)
(Disregard the one on the right.) Question. Why does his arse ALWAYS try to eat his shorts??? (Possible answer: So he'll be nekkid, eventually?)
Stuff below is for Taversham only. All you others avert your eyes now, please. Or go look at some neontastic Melzer, will ya?
Here's how the thankyouparty starts! *hits play for Kent*
And a few thank-you links I found mildly entertaining...
Wheresmyweener?Jesusgotit!
We should wear those with Frings...Lady got it all wrong.
Frings_rings
I would aslo suggest to get this...
This is how you dress, Melzer, take note!
Or maybe we both could get one -when watching the AO late at nites and heading off to school right after. The puuurfect look. I'll go for pink, naturally.
And when I am wearing my onesie, I usually like to do this... Please join in!
Jazzhandseveryone!
If you feel like composing the official WB song...
Shalalalalala
Radioactive Melzer as a thank-you note! Straight from my heart! And straight from the school of irritating color choices (recent graduates, among others: Tim Wiese) meet: glow-in-the-dark Melzer! He not only tries to outplay his opponents, he also tries to out-glow the ball! Competing against balls, who naturally own that color, how crazy is that, you ask!! Never such a good a idea, you would think. Neon Melzer, melztastic as he is, did it!!
But sadly enough, he can only be successful in one thing. Very sad indeed.
So far.
He'll be having plenty more chances to be as awesome as his glow-pants in the upcoming season.
Melzer is unleashing his inner neon raver-self! He really digged deep into his old Eighties slash early Nineties closet (abysmal and messy) and came up with: THIS!
Notice the sweat running... (you do, I KNOW!)
The lone neongreen sweatband lol. Wassup with that?
Dunno. He wears green and white, afterall... It maybe needs one of these douchey glow-in-the-dark-sticks that raver kids (back in the days) used. That said. I love the early Ninteties as much as he does (I grew up in them, so why hate?) and appreciate the retro-radioactive feel to that outfit, Chernobyl and all that. I might have to wear my Nena outfit from now on when watching his games...(avec mesh-wifebeater in scream-yellow on top of my smileys shirt. And neon headband, a la Borg.)
Though what he could REALLY need is some more
shock...I think we can all agree on that.
He should pay less attention to color and more to the filling, if I may suggest. This cup does the trick! Downside: might disturb his play. But more viewing pleasure, defs, with a padded crotch bra.
Despite that aggressive color, I fell asleep over his match against Tsonga (I followed some random Twatter girl, broadcasting was nowhere to be had) and woke up only to find out he had lost to Monfils as well. Goodnessgracious! Which got broadcasted, apparently. So there is not much to be said about his match - the outfit, otoh...
Will report on his next matches though. I mean, how could I NOT? With THAT outfit, it's all eyes on him.
Here are some more things from my hard drive who needed dire attention...
This is random memorabilia for all us nostalgic folks (there are many these days, I know)...
I don't know where too look first....This is how you do shorts. *water bottle squeeze*
Best. ARSE. EVER. (Unless you prove otherwise. Also needs no jock shock)
(Disregard the one on the right.) Question. Why does his arse ALWAYS try to eat his shorts??? (Possible answer: So he'll be nekkid, eventually?)
Stuff below is for Taversham only. All you others avert your eyes now, please. Or go look at some neontastic Melzer, will ya?
Here's how the thankyouparty starts! *hits play for Kent*
And a few thank-you links I found mildly entertaining...
Wheresmyweener?Jesusgotit!
We should wear those with Frings...Lady got it all wrong.
Frings_rings
I would aslo suggest to get this...
This is how you dress, Melzer, take note!
Or maybe we both could get one -when watching the AO late at nites and heading off to school right after. The puuurfect look. I'll go for pink, naturally.
And when I am wearing my onesie, I usually like to do this... Please join in!
Jazzhandseveryone!
If you feel like composing the official WB song...
Shalalalalala