Win a Dream Date.....

[wazieralmout]

I've been asked to participate in the "Great Gainesville Bachelor Auction" which will be held at the Atlantic on Wednesday Feb 14th at 11:30PM.  Proceeds will benefit the Civic Media Center, which I believe is a nice God Fearin' Fundamentalist Institution (which means God and W. want you to place a damn bid on me).

I guarantee the date will include lots of scripture reading (Old Testament Style) and speakin in tongues (snake handlin is optional).